View Full Version : Happy Birthday, CBeasy!!

06-24-2007, 02:40 PM
Hope you have a totally fab day!!


06-24-2007, 03:19 PM
:e2bounceyHappy Birthday 2 U:e2bouncey

and don't sniff the glue
it won't get you higher
and it smells like old shoe .....

Eat more cake (http://tinyurl.com/24asvv)!

Rolling Thunder
06-24-2007, 03:26 PM
Happy Bday, CB! Hope things are going well with the digits.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
06-24-2007, 03:45 PM

06-24-2007, 04:09 PM
May your birthday be great;
May it be fun.
Hope you enjoy it
By the ton!

Party time: :Cake: :popcorn: :TheWave: :hooray: more :Cake:

06-24-2007, 04:31 PM
Happy Birthday cutie. Hope you have a great day :)

06-24-2007, 04:35 PM
Happy Birthday!!! :partyguy:

Sean D. Schaffer
06-24-2007, 04:36 PM
Happy Birthday, CBeasy! I hope you have an outstanding day today.


06-24-2007, 04:38 PM
Happy Birthday! (and be careful around the candles...)

06-24-2007, 06:05 PM
Happy Birthday! (and be careful around the candles...)

Be careful around the candles? Damn, man. Don't even be in the same room with the candles.

Oh. And happy birthday. :hooray:

06-24-2007, 06:07 PM
Happy Birthday, CB!!

06-24-2007, 06:31 PM
CBeasy, man! Is it "happy?"


I fear and loathe you.


Little Red Barn
06-24-2007, 06:37 PM
Big Happy Birthday CB! :)

06-24-2007, 06:39 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CBEASY! YOU DESERVE A FABULOUS DAY! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_34_1.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_4_15.gif

06-24-2007, 06:52 PM
Hey! Is he still alive? That's awesome news.

Happy birthday, Chris.

Jersey Chick
06-24-2007, 07:03 PM
:hooray: Happy Birthday, CB! :hooray::PartySmil: :partyguy:

06-24-2007, 07:17 PM
Happy birthday! What kind of cake am I baking for you?

Maryn, in just the right mood for cakery

06-24-2007, 07:19 PM
Have a terrific birthday, Chris!


06-24-2007, 09:00 PM
Happy birthday! ^_^

06-24-2007, 09:07 PM
:snoopy: Hope your day is a good one for you! :snoopy:

:PartySmil Happy Birthday! :PartySmil

06-24-2007, 09:34 PM
Happy Birthday, Chris. :hooray: Now promise to stay away from cooking today. :partyguy:

06-24-2007, 09:35 PM
Happy Birthday!

06-24-2007, 10:05 PM
:partyguy: Have a great birthday!

06-24-2007, 10:09 PM
Happy birthday, C. Hope those hands are doing better. :)

06-24-2007, 10:15 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :partyguy: :Cake: :PartySmil :PartySmil :PartySmil
(I got carried away.)

06-24-2007, 10:36 PM
Hoping your birthday is super, CBeasy. Have a good one!

J. Weiland
06-25-2007, 01:01 AM
Happy Birthday, Beasy!

06-25-2007, 01:09 AM

06-25-2007, 01:14 AM
Happy birthday, CB. Hope you're having a fabulous day!

06-25-2007, 01:41 AM
Happy Birthday!

(Be very careful around candles today, please!)

Hope you have a great day and a great year!

ETA: I just realized others made the same candle joke.

In that case, I'll make another one.

Hope today isn't too hot to handle!

06-25-2007, 04:00 AM
Aw man, Beasy HAS to have pie for Birthday treats!


Happy Birthday! you've got meringue on your butt.

06-25-2007, 05:28 AM
Whuzzup, dork! Have a happy Birthday!

06-25-2007, 07:19 PM
Thanks everyone! I wasn't on last night because I was busy with quite a few strippers. I'll be on later to rep you guys appropriately!

06-25-2007, 07:26 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaaaappy Birthday!!!!

06-25-2007, 11:08 PM
This is really embarassing, considering the problems with the hospital stay, and getting you your card and stuff....

Well, we all know what happened to the scotch, right?

So I told Bambi, I said 'Bambi after that pillow-fight where you smashed up CB's get well gift, I'm not going to trust you with a bottle of liquor."

So she's all like 'whatever' and I'm like 'as if' and so we weren't talking when we stopped at Buffy's house.

But Buffy was all 'Like what is the matter with you all?' and Bambi was like ' I dunno, like Jay doesn't want us to get CB drunk for his birthday."

And like Buffy was all 'Get outta here' and 'Shut up!" and Buffy was all like ' you know" and I was all like 'He didn't get to drink his Get Well gift cause you all spilled it all over Cindy."

Well they were all like ' Nuh huh!' and I was all like Uh HUH!! and so we went over to the Cabaret and Cindy was like 'Yes you did' and Buffy was like 'Nuh HUH!!' and Bambi was all in Cindy's face going like that and stuff.

Then Bernie suggested we bring you a keg of Hiney for your birthday. Bernie said:
"CB wants lots of hiney for his birthday"

So Bernie puts the keg in the car and we drove over to your house and Buffy says she's going to hide the keg in your back yard while we distract you.

So Bambi says:
"oh no, I distracted him last time"
and Buffy is like 'no you din't'
and Cindy is like "Help me get this kegout of the car"

But Bambi was all into herself and so she went to yank Buffy's hair but grabbed her shirt instead and pulled it and it tore and she fell backward into Cindy who dropped the keg which tore off her blouse and my blouse too!!!

And the buttons on my blouse got tangled in Bambi's jeans, and my blouse and her jeans just ripped right off and before you know it Bambi and I were running around in 'Hello Kitty' thong panties chasing the keg all over the front yard of your house, and Bambi tripped over Buffy and Buffy's shorts tore right off and they were trapped under the keg, so when she yanked them out from under the keg, they broke the tap and the beer was foaming out all over all of us while we wrestled in your front yard in the beer-mud and totally destroyed what was left of our clothing.

But I think we saved you twelve or fifteen ounces at the bottom of the keg.


We'll do better next time!!

06-26-2007, 04:35 AM
Happy Birthday. Hope it was great!