Just checking in, kinda....

Comp still crashed, and I'm not dead yet! Though, I should be. I've had a constant stream of people at my house, which means I'm smoking so much have there's enough tar in my lungs to pave half of Delaware, and-

Ahem.

Anyway, now I feel out of the loop. What have I missed? Anyone dead yet? Any hospitalized drunkards? Are those damn feline hellions still out and about, flaunting their pink sparkly demon auras?

Mdlle. Nancy said:

Haggis, Thunder Cat, and Rob made me afeared

also grace slick is the man, did you catch that?

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*throws a biscuit, steals a car, peels away*

Oh, I have news! Remember that hand I slammed in a door? THE NAIL'S FINALLY COMING OFF! I haven't been able to make random toddlers cry this hard in years! It's hanging by this lovely little bundle of dying nerve and flesh and it looks like Pacman if I-

....

I think it's time for Tsuki to take a break.

Mdlle. Nancy said:

Tsuki, you should glue your nail back on.

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And screw up my chances of freaking people out with my no-nail? You're crazy.

Actually, I was thinking of making a necklace out of it and giving it to,my mother, then gluing a fake nail on and acting like it wasn't me.

thethinker42 said:

'bout time you stopped by. I s'pose you've been cheating on me AGAIN.

Oh well...Eddie's home now. I don't need your cheatin' ways no more.

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I have not been cheating! I've been practicing with other participants for a ...er.... surprise! A surprise for you!

Oh, ze man eez home.... I'll be back in...tomorrow.

Let's see if I can reply to all of these new ones in one go....

Scandalous?! I think not! I was simply refining my skills for my beloved Lori.

Oh, please don't slobber on me! And yeah, I kinda found out that, even after a gallon of tequila, most condoms don't fit on the- never mind. You're evil! And you'd better have missed me, because if you didn't you'd end up like Bm (this means slightly paranoid with a few charges against you for statutory and giving alcohol and cigarettes to a particularly crafty minor). And no, I'm not staying this time, because I have to walk two miles everytime I want to check my email (unless Snow's home....), and I only get an hour ro two online, depending on how many different times I change my clothes and wear a wig.

Mom! Hoor- ow! I don't smoke, I swear- ow! Stop it, I love you, Mom- ow!
...I'm going to go take a walk. To clear out my lungs. Can I borrow your lighter? I'm not going to smoke, I'm just going to burn a few political signs and ants, I promise.



Well, now then. Unfortunately, I'm still in one piece after being scarce around the boards for so long. Usually I'm gone one day and I have a buttload of horror stories to tell.... Oh, did anyone know that I apparently can't get poison ivy? I rolled (as in literally, "Haha! I'm rolling in poison ivy! Here's a batch for you, *rips ivy out of ground*, and you *rip*, and you, and I think I'm going to wash myself with this wonderful stuff now!") in the stuff after hiking through it for 4 hours in shorts and a tank top, and I have nothing to show for it. But, I think it kept the bugs away.

...That's all.

DamaNegra said:

The poor plant must've shriveled up and died.

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But I wanted to bring some home! It was a present for mother! WHY does this always, ALWAYS happen?!

DamaNegra said:

Well if you took a bath once every two months instead of once every five like I've told you to, then you wouldn't be killing everything that comes into contact with you.

Oh, and don't bath more than once every two months, or your own personal smell won't do to cover the smell of the corpses.

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ONCE EVERY TWO MONTHS? Are you insane? Do you really think I have the TIME for that kind of fooling around? I'm very busy trying to make an imprint of my butt on the couch cushions, and with a project like that, who has time to shower every two months?! Jeez, Dama! *stomps off*