I wanna get drunk and ravish women.

I'm not sure the women would appreciate either the ravishing or the drunk. Best you stick to sippin' that vodka and being a good boy.

"But... but... why's the RUM gone?"

Well, I'll spoon you, but you'll have to give me some of that vodka.

Spooky, you have two good hands, doncha? Well then.

Sanest thread title I've ever seen actually.

I wanna get drunk and ravish women.
But I probably won't, so I'll sip my vodka, neat, and be a good boy today. Considering I didn't get home until 6:30 am. I was a bad boy.

Now if I can only get haggis, rt, and haskins to join me. We's privates in a dead man's navy.

So this is what happens when you haven't slept in 32 hours. Hhahaaaa...
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If I wanted, or needed, the sanity of supposed normal people then I'd fill the prescription. What's your excuse?

What is we's privates?

You need to cuddle with Hello Kitty, Spooky.


Where's Rob when you need him?

akiwiguy said:

Sanest thread title I've ever seen actually.

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Sane? From Spooky? Honest, maybe, but sane? I dunno...

I can just manage to ravish one woman dead sober.

What spooky proposes sounds like too much work.

SpookyWriter said:

But I probably won't, so I'll sip my vodka, neat, and be a good boy today. Considering I didn't get home until 6:30 am. I was a bad boy.

Now if I can only get haggis, rt, and haskins to join me. We's privates in a dead man's navy.

So this is what happens when you haven't slept in 32 hours. Hhahaaaa...

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Sounds like fun. I'm in.

MattW said:

I can just manage to ravish one woman dead sober.

What spooky proposes sounds like too much work.

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At first I mis-read that as... I can just manage to ravish one woman dead, sober.

Silly me.

akiwiguy said:

At first I mis-read that as... I can just manage to ravish one woman dead, sober.

Silly me.

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Commas and clarity are for suckers.

Matt ravishes dead women when he's sober?

Ew. Who knew?

Unique said:

Matt ravishes dead women when he's sober?

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But only one at a time.

I'll allow myself to be ravished but only if you share the vodka.

Yeah, what man wouldn't want to do that.

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But only one at a time.

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Adhering to the Queensberry rule, eh? I commend you on your fair play, dork.

I'm a little sleepy tonight, but if you bring the vodka and are still feelin' a little squirrelly tomorrow... who knows

What the heck, I'm game. As long as you bring the vodka and wear the pirate hat.

How the bleep did I end up in this thread?

:runs for the door: