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Dear Diary,

I smell Rob's fear. Haggis is beginning to crack. Victory will be mine.
 

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Depends. Haggis is odd. Rob is odd. I'm the only sane one of the group. Bet on me and luck will smile upon you.
 

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You're the one that left it out in plain sight. I mean I just knocked it off a table and it fell open and the words went into my head. It was an accident.
 

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Dear Rllgthunder,

Thank you for your submission. However, it is not suited to our needs at this time. We wish you the best of success in your writing career.

Regards,

Diary Publishers
 

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Dear Diary,

When I become the hands down winner of the Hello Kitty challenge I will seek revenge on all those who mock me. And those who don't.
 

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It will pick up as soon as I start pasting naked pictures of Halle Berry in it.
 
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halleberryzt3.jpg


she shaved her head for a movie
 

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YES! Now that I have Halle Berry's support, victory will be mine. Bwahaahaahaahaa!

Wait. This isn't my diary. What the...
 

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Hello Mother,
Hello Father,
Here I am at
Camp Kitty-Fodder.

Camp is very
Entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun while Rob's complaining.

. . . What an odd diary.
 

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Dear Diary,

Mood: Apathetic

My life is spiraling downward....
 

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Dear Diary,

I horfed up a huge hairball this morning. It was gooey and disgusting...and looked a lot like a tiny chihuahua. I asked for a mop to clean it up but....um....SoccerMom got to it first. :eek:

Dogs are sick.
 

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Dear Diary,

I horfed up a huge hairball this morning. It was gooey and disgusting...and looked a lot like a tiny chihuahua. I asked for a mop to clean it up but....um....SoccerMom got to it first. :eek:

Dogs are sick.

:carefully places nasty hairball in RT's catbed and scampers out: