Yup, I tried to sneak by, but it didn't work. Actually I looked at the bottom of the page, where birthdays are announced, and realized mine wasn't listed. Then reminded myself "Duh, Anne! You forgot to update your profile to include your birthday."
Well, a happy birthday to you the whole day through! It's so sticky here I'm going to offer you hand-cranked ice cream instead of a cake, okay? I've got strawberries and blackberries in the house. Which one--or both?
How about the one about the toddler at Applebee's who was accidentally served a margarita in a sippy cup instead of apple juice? They probably shouldn't store the margarita right next to the apple juice.
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