That’s right. This is not a flounce, it’s a flince. Just letting everyone know I’m not going anywhere. You can’t get rid of me that easily. I’m like that embarrassing stain on your clean white sheets that you can never quite get out. I’m like the odor of Chihuahua piddle that you can’t help but notice in every thread (Though we all know who’s really responsible for that). I’m like the pleasant dream of kittens and bunnies that goes askew, where you wake up screaming. Um…not sure why, that’s your own personal issue there. Freak.
Anyway. I am the blight of your life and will always be here to belittle your dreams, point out your nakedness, and laugh at your failures.
[FONT="]Unless you need some help with something. Or feel bad. Or are planning a coup and want an accomplice. Or wanna invite me to a nice lunch. Then, I’ll be available on an hourly basis with a fair pay rate.
*wanders off, humming*
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Anyway. I am the blight of your life and will always be here to belittle your dreams, point out your nakedness, and laugh at your failures.
[FONT="]Unless you need some help with something. Or feel bad. Or are planning a coup and want an accomplice. Or wanna invite me to a nice lunch. Then, I’ll be available on an hourly basis with a fair pay rate.
*wanders off, humming*
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