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One of my print-published friends was on a panel talk at a recent regional s.f. convention.
The other pros also had serious print-pub track records, but the gal next to my bud proudly declared she'd just published her first novel.
She got a wealth of smiling congratulations until the newbie said she'd placed it with PA.
Awkward silence followed, and then she announced, "Oh, I know allllll about them, so I'm now with a different publisher."
There was some cautious relief until she said that a (bottom of the barrel) e-house had agreed to "publish" her next TWENTY titles!
More awkward silence and this time the moderator succeeded in changing the topic. The oblivious writer hogged the panel whenever she could, BTW. (Few people are more expert about the craft of writing than those with just one notch on their keyboard, y'see.)
One of the other panelists later made it her business to inform the con committee to Google shiny new writers to make sure they were indeed qualified to be a guest. She gave them the 101 on the difference between a book publisher and a book mill, and that just because a writer says she's a pro don't make it so.
My friend--being a very nice person--kept her lip buttoned throughout the farce. She decided that no good would be served to humiliate the newbie with a big heapin' dish of truth.
Oh--this is a different incident from the one cited in this AW thread. In that case the better educated con-com was too busy laughing to reply right away to the would-be guest. (They turned her down.)
Anyone else have similar encounters at conferences, conventions or a store signing with PA "writers?"
What did you do?
The other pros also had serious print-pub track records, but the gal next to my bud proudly declared she'd just published her first novel.
She got a wealth of smiling congratulations until the newbie said she'd placed it with PA.
Awkward silence followed, and then she announced, "Oh, I know allllll about them, so I'm now with a different publisher."
There was some cautious relief until she said that a (bottom of the barrel) e-house had agreed to "publish" her next TWENTY titles!
More awkward silence and this time the moderator succeeded in changing the topic. The oblivious writer hogged the panel whenever she could, BTW. (Few people are more expert about the craft of writing than those with just one notch on their keyboard, y'see.)
One of the other panelists later made it her business to inform the con committee to Google shiny new writers to make sure they were indeed qualified to be a guest. She gave them the 101 on the difference between a book publisher and a book mill, and that just because a writer says she's a pro don't make it so.
My friend--being a very nice person--kept her lip buttoned throughout the farce. She decided that no good would be served to humiliate the newbie with a big heapin' dish of truth.
Oh--this is a different incident from the one cited in this AW thread. In that case the better educated con-com was too busy laughing to reply right away to the would-be guest. (They turned her down.)
Anyone else have similar encounters at conferences, conventions or a store signing with PA "writers?"
What did you do?