This is actually gonna be a lot cleaner than you might have thought, judging by the thread title.
Here goes:
A guy is alone in the bathroom doing morning routine kind of stuff (maybe shaving, maybe brushing teeth, etc) in front of the mirror (so he's not on the toilet and he's not in the shower). While engaged in his grooming ritual, he's musing out loud to himself about a female interest of his. And then he says something kinda rude about her.
The Powers That Be in the universe hear him and decide to exact a little poetic justice on him at that precise moment for his un-called-for remark against that innocent woman.
What sort of "punishment" can conveneintly befall him?
It needs to meet all of the following:
1) funny
2) strangely coincidental
3) can't cause permanent injury
4) can't make too much of a mess
5) can't cause property damage
One of the things I thought of was he might be using an electric razor, and it shorts out on him at that moment, and then his stubble gets caught in the rotars and hurts him severely (but again, not a permanent injury).
Any ideas?
Here goes:
A guy is alone in the bathroom doing morning routine kind of stuff (maybe shaving, maybe brushing teeth, etc) in front of the mirror (so he's not on the toilet and he's not in the shower). While engaged in his grooming ritual, he's musing out loud to himself about a female interest of his. And then he says something kinda rude about her.
The Powers That Be in the universe hear him and decide to exact a little poetic justice on him at that precise moment for his un-called-for remark against that innocent woman.
What sort of "punishment" can conveneintly befall him?
It needs to meet all of the following:
1) funny
2) strangely coincidental
3) can't cause permanent injury
4) can't make too much of a mess
5) can't cause property damage
One of the things I thought of was he might be using an electric razor, and it shorts out on him at that moment, and then his stubble gets caught in the rotars and hurts him severely (but again, not a permanent injury).
Any ideas?