Y?

...this thread that I opened.

"kumquats?"

Raisinettes?

three hours straight belaboring whether or not a significant disparity between "Good" and "Very Good" survey results indicate a need for improvement, all the while using abstractions to qualify performance levels.

Aaaaah! Aaaaaah! Aaaaah! The heck with this; I'm taking asylum in Home Depot this afternoon, where I can purchase tarps and miracle grow.!

BenPanced said:

Why did it have to be _________________________? <-FILL IN THE BLANK

For example:
"...snakes?"
"...spiders?"
"...goat cheese?"
"...a four-stroke V8 internal combustion engine?"

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Miracle Whip.

..another day where I wake up, shower, eat, go to work or 8 hours, living in this pitiful existence doing nothing I want and everything I don't just to get a paycheck that barely covers the bills, whilst being continually envious of the poor bastards on the corner of the wal mart lot holding a "will work for beer" sign simply because they are getting more sun than I am. Oh yeah, and then I get to wake up tomorrow and start all over again YAY!

You?


trish, hearing a crooner in her head "it had to be..."

a mudslide instead of the silent killer I was expecting.

a rebel without a cause.

. . . a rash, right in the worst possible place?

...Her?

...Bambi's mother?

BenPanced said:

Why did it have to be _________________________? <-FILL IN THE BLANK

For example:
"...snakes?"
"...spiders?"
"...goat cheese?"
"...a four-stroke V8 internal combustion engine?"

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the badgers?

Sassee said:

the badgers?

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We don't need no stinkin badgers!

the mo***r fu****g snakes on my mo***r fu****g plane?

Why did it have to be _________________________?

the Spanish Inquisition?!

Cannibalistic bladder ants?!