Too sum it up

cray said:

It is wine Wednesday and I didn’t get any wine...

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Sure it isn't whine Wednesday? (I don't use smilies, but this is written with a smile)

you forgot this part:

Billy Gillman wrote this about a snake who has a crush:

He swallered a frog and hollered yum-yum
He slid down the hillside and darted his tongue
He entered the garden on this bright moonlight night
Then he stopped in his tracks, it was love at first sight

(he said) My skin is black, your skin is green
You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream
Although I'm short and stocky and you're long and lean
I've got a crush on you
Then he squeezed her tighter and tighter and tighter
I've got a crush on you

He said I'm a king snake, and you'll be my queen
With a butler and serpents, and your own private stream
If you refuse me it would be such a shame
Cause I'm so tired of doing my own fang

Then he squeezed her tighter
To excite her and delight her
Oh I've got a crush on you
(and I'll be back tomorrow)

Next day when he got there, a two-legged man
Was holding sweet green thing in his big human hand
A long jet of water shot out of her nose
Ol' king snake had fallen in love with a hose

(he said) My skin is black, your skin is green
You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream
Although I'm short and stocky and you're long and lean
I've got a crush on you
Then he squeezed her tighter and tighter and tighter
I've got a crush on you
But I dont think It's gonna work out

No mention of Joaquin? *snort* OBVIOUSLY not a complete list. *stomps off*

I would just like to say in addition that forks are an overrated utensil.

Sounds like you hang out at AW.

The_Grand_Duchess said:

I would just like to say in addition that forks are an overrated utensil.

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Fork you.

thethinker42 said:

Fork you.

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You wish.

That made more sense in my mind.

This thread met an early demise.

I thought I'd give it a hand back up to the top.

Cray,
anything else you'd like to sum up for us?

That didn't summarize anything in my life!

I think it was an AW day in the life thread summary.
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Why do you play with dead things, Trish?

it wasn't dead yet but it never had a chance for success.
I pulled the poor down-and-out bastard from the gutter, refilled its gin bucket and gave it a new start.

i like down and out. howsabout we put it to two pages and then give it the burial it deserves. Sorry, Battery.

Stew21 said:

I think it was an AW day in the life thread summary.
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What...?

Oh...

Another thread not about me....Gawd.

just so you know, Kevin is terrible at killing threads.

"this thread shall die" is a prime example of what happens when kevin wants something dead.

they killed each other.

cray said:

You can also go to the National Asparagus Festival this weekend – which despite the nutritional value may cause smelly urine.

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I'm sorry, but the National Asparagus Festival is here, in April. I know because I went to the parade. So it can't be this weekend.

he wrote this thread in June.