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The kids are out of school today.
Stay tuned for who gets eaten and who survives the summer at the pool. It'll save me money on a water bill in the long run though. Bathing children sucks. All that screaming and soap in the eyes. (mom's little get back)
Anna's on a junk food binge. She wont eat anything that doesn't have a layer of frosting on it.
Faith's having a break down because of her body image. She's 7.
Asher's mouth is now in boot camp. He's on restriction and work detail till Friday. He's having a melt down because today's a half day and all his friends will be out celebrating the first day of freedom while he's scrubbing floors and putting away dishes. Poor baby. He said that he'd make me a deal. "I'll come home from school and change my mouth if you let me outside?"
Deal or no deal?
No Bingo!
I'm the worst mom on earth. And according to my kids "our summer is going to suck!" (my car doesn't run in hot weather) I told them we'll have to spend the summer at the pool. They blasted me. My kids never had it so good. I didn't have a pool growing up! Too bad.
Otter pops, Cheeto's and the pool . Sounds like a good summer to me. Maybe if they're good I'll throw in a movie here and there.
List of things to get at WalMart
rope
big, giant cooking pot (like the one on Bugs Bunny)
Otter Pops
Cheeto's
sun screen (2 factor) for bad children
(45 factor) for good children.
Lima beans (the big ones)
Mirrored sun glasses for me
Arbor Mist and Coors light
water
bread
dirty look repellent:
poster board (just be happy you don't have to take them home with you)
poster board (at least they make good birth control for your teens)
I'll keep you posted.
Stay tuned for who gets eaten and who survives the summer at the pool. It'll save me money on a water bill in the long run though. Bathing children sucks. All that screaming and soap in the eyes. (mom's little get back)
Anna's on a junk food binge. She wont eat anything that doesn't have a layer of frosting on it.
Faith's having a break down because of her body image. She's 7.
Asher's mouth is now in boot camp. He's on restriction and work detail till Friday. He's having a melt down because today's a half day and all his friends will be out celebrating the first day of freedom while he's scrubbing floors and putting away dishes. Poor baby. He said that he'd make me a deal. "I'll come home from school and change my mouth if you let me outside?"
Deal or no deal?
No Bingo!
I'm the worst mom on earth. And according to my kids "our summer is going to suck!" (my car doesn't run in hot weather) I told them we'll have to spend the summer at the pool. They blasted me. My kids never had it so good. I didn't have a pool growing up! Too bad.
Otter pops, Cheeto's and the pool . Sounds like a good summer to me. Maybe if they're good I'll throw in a movie here and there.
List of things to get at WalMart
rope
big, giant cooking pot (like the one on Bugs Bunny)
Otter Pops
Cheeto's
sun screen (2 factor) for bad children
(45 factor) for good children.
Lima beans (the big ones)
Mirrored sun glasses for me
Arbor Mist and Coors light
water
bread
dirty look repellent:
poster board (just be happy you don't have to take them home with you)
poster board (at least they make good birth control for your teens)
I'll keep you posted.