I just smacked my broken toe

which is my little toe. I broke it a little more than three weeks ago and I think I just keep rebreaking it and now my whole foot hurts when I step. My toe is always swollen and I hate breaking my toes.

Who else has a broken toe?

Oh curse these rotten fudging great caesar's toe bones!!

Yeah I broke a toe when I was eleven running into...a couch...and about a year ago...stubbed it on a field hockey stuck?

My poor toes.

Although I have a friend who nearly severed hers, so...yeah.

Joaquin Phoenix loves my broken toe.

I'd jump out of a building if it'd make him love me--

Oh wait. He does.

Yes, coming, Joaquin...

Joaquin calls.

JOAQUIN PHOENIX!!!!

NOOOOOOO!!

HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THIS?!?!?!!?!?!?/1?!

Interesting...

Did you break yours by smacking it on a bar stool?

:O I'm insulted!!




or am I...

Maybe it was lonely. Or jealous of you using the floor more often.

On purpose?

lol I know, I asked if you kept smacking it on purpose to keep it from getting lonely.

writerterri said:

I have bones of steel. I've never broken a bone in my life.

But that's gotta hurt. Please put a shield on your foot, clumsy dork.

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I'm just...just growing? So I'm clumsy till I stop?

Time to go to the pituitary specialist...because I'm still growing at age thirty...