G rated expletive

Oh fudge.

Schnit.

dadblastit

What's G-Rated? Is that like the British U for Universal?

Dang it!

Shazbut!

Piddle-diddle!
Rat's hat!
My Aunt Fanny!
Mother Puss Bucket! (Yay, Ghostbusters!)

Jesus Christ!

Ok - this might be more PG (but it's a lot better than what I let fly when the kids aren't around:

Rat farts!

Cheese and crackers!

Judas Priest!

Jimminy Cheesebox!

Curses!

When I use it, it has all the invective of any f-, c-, or s-word you care to think of. And I get the same amount of satisfaction using it, too.

Fraggit!

Or in the immortal words of my aunt, "quit being such a fraggin' sally!"
This works especially well during drunken volleyball.

Great Googlymoogly

Dang it! Wait, I already used that one...

bikerchick said:

What is your favorite G rated expletive?

i.e. Oh, nuts!, Fiddlesticks!

Come on, let your frustration out, it's fun!

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Great Googledy Moogledy.

I also enjoy all the TV sci-fi cuss words.

Shazbot!
Frak!
Felgercarb!
Gorram!

DAG NAB IT, Soccer Mom! Beat me to Great GooMoo!

Freak you!

(I'd like to thank the FCC for that lovely little number)

True story:

When I was a child, my grandmother used to always say:

"Well, spit fire, boy. What's got into you?" Or whatever.



A few years before her death, we helped her move into a new mobile home next door to my aunt. And at one point, Grandma said "Shit fire!"

And I suddenly realized she'd been censoring herself for me all those years and immediately found it hilarious that a 85-year-old woman was cursing.

Ragnabbit!
Monkey Nuts!

My favorite is from a fantasy thing that aired on NBC (?) I couldn't believe it got past the censors:

"Suck 'n' Elf!"

Homemade one:

"Holy crappioletti!"*

*©2007, Joe Ekaitis, all rights reserved

Son of a monkey's uncle!

Holy bananas, Batman!