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TwentyFour
06-01-2007, 07:46 PM
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Jaycinth
06-01-2007, 07:53 PM
***Jaycinth trots in followed by two burly guys carrying a rolled carpet. The carpet is tied up with a ribbon and there is a big bow. The guys put it down at spouthernwriter1978's feet. They leave. The carpet starts moving. Sounds come from it. Jay loans Southernwriter1978 her knife. The ribbon is cut, the carpet rolls open, revealing KEIFFER SUTHERLAND nekkid and duct taped.***

See...I didn't fergit. Now I will head intothe kitchen and cook your birthday meal:
I bought:
2 pounds beef briscuit
1/2 cup chopped onion
1 clove garlic, minced
1 teaspoon cumin
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
½ cup mild green chile peppers, diced
1 can black beans (you can start with dried if you soften and cook them the day before
3 cups diced tomatoes (you can buy these canned)
1 jar.24 oz…medium salsa
6 (12 inch) flour tortillas, warmed
2 cups shredded lettuce
1 cup chopped tomatoes
2 cups shredded Mexican blend cheese
1/2 cup chpped scallions
4 jalapenos diced fine (if you are crazy…use habaneros)
½ lb bacon

And then I :
Put beef, onion, 2 cups of tomatoes, cumin, garlic, cumin, pepper, and green chiles into crock-pot. Cook at HIGH for 4 hours, then reduce heat to medium for 4 hours. The meat is ready when it pills apart with a fork.
Pull it apart with a fork. Reduce heat to low. Stir. Add jalapenos. Add black beans. Cook for an additional 35 to 40 min. (at this point you can remove the entire mix and refrigerate for use the next day if you need to)
Fry the bacon. Drain the fat. Put on towels. Set aside.
Put half of the salsa into a blender. Puree. Mix back in with un pureed salsa.
Place a warmed tortilla on a plate, and spoon a generous 1/2 cup of the beef mixture onto the center. Top with lettuce and tomato to your liking. Spoon some salsa inside. Roll up tortilla over the filling. Place strip of bacon on it. Spoon a generous amount of the sauce over the top, and sprinkle with cheese and scallions. Heat under broiler (or in the microwave for 30 seconds), until cheese is melted. Repeat with remaining tortillas.

finally: ram a buncha candles in it and....(sticks head out of kitchen, jumps back.)

TMI!!! I'm sure she'll light the candles later.

aadams73
06-01-2007, 07:53 PM
Hmmm...you're not listed on today's birthdays on the main page.

But...

Happy Birthday!!!!

Dawno
06-01-2007, 07:54 PM
Happy Birthday!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/Ebil_Librarian/cakeandpres.jpg

Jean Marie
06-01-2007, 08:18 PM
Hmmm...you're not listed on today's birthdays on the main page.

But...

Happy Birthday!!!!
I just double-checked;not that I for one second doubted aadams' word!!!!
Who in their right/wrong mind would doubt satan's body guard :tongue Not moi.

Happy Birthday, SouthernWriter'78 :)

SpookyWriter
06-01-2007, 08:25 PM
Happy Birthday! :partyguy: Hope it's a good one for ya!

Fingers
06-01-2007, 08:31 PM
Sing it to me today dang it! I'm getting old and no one but the auto birthday wisher has said anything to me!

Since no one else is singing it, I, the singing fisherman shall do my durndest...
Ahem... mi mi mi... (cough, hack)
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear SouthernWriter1978.
Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuu. :partyguy: :thankyou: :Cake:

:PartySmil :TheWave: :e2woo:

yer pal Brian

tjwriter
06-01-2007, 08:54 PM
Sing it to me today dang it! I'm getting old and no one but the auto birthday wisher has said anything to me!

Happy Birthday to You!!!!

:partyguy:

Your birthday is not listed in your profile, therefore it does not show up on the main page. Since we're fresh out of pyschics, we don't know these things! :cry:

Please don't beat us!
:flag:

Pat~
06-01-2007, 09:06 PM
You wanted a birthday song? :D

http://bestsmileys.com/birthday2/9.gif

Ol' Fashioned Girl
06-01-2007, 09:10 PM
Well, if you wouldn't hide it from us! :)

http://www.songlegacy.com/images/GreetingCards/BirthdayWishesCard.jpg

ccarver30
06-01-2007, 09:26 PM
~~~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ~~~

writerterri
06-01-2007, 09:28 PM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_20.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYUS)


Happy birthday to you...


You write in a zoo

You look like a dork and you act like one too. :D





http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb095&pp=ZSYYYYYYYYUS (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb095_ZSYYYYYYYYUS&utm_id=7923)

Chumplet
06-01-2007, 09:38 PM
I looked in my profile and noticed mine wasn't displayed either. I was about to go out drinking with SouthernWriter and drown my sorrows, too. But I fixed it, so...

Happy Birthday, SouthernWriter! The best AW'ers are born on June the First!

Cath
06-01-2007, 10:23 PM
Happy Birthday! Good of you to tell us ;)

:partyguy:

Maryn
06-01-2007, 10:59 PM
Happy birthday. I'm all set to make hand-cranked ice cream in honor of the occasion. Want vanilla, or can I throw in the basket of blackberries?

Maryn, willing to experiment

Susie
06-01-2007, 11:27 PM
Roses are red
Violets are too.
A very happy birthday
To someone as nice as you!

Party time: :Cake: :popcorn: :TheWave: :hooray: :banana: more :Cake: :D

CBeasy
06-02-2007, 12:09 AM
Happy Birthday!

BardSkye
06-02-2007, 01:06 AM
:partyguy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Danger Jane
06-02-2007, 01:09 AM
***KEIFFER SUTHERLAND nekkid and duct taped.***

If Keiffer's the one duct-taped, it must be a plot! Watch out!

Happy birthday.

http://www.emerle.net/uploaded_images/elmobday.jpg

says elmo

MidnightMuse
06-02-2007, 01:09 AM
See, you'ze gotta tells us. Even I admitted it (left the age out, tho)

:partyguy:

Soccer Mom
06-02-2007, 02:28 AM
A party just for you

:partyguy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :hooray: :wag: :Cake: :Jump: :PartySmil :banana: :TheWave: :TheWave: :TheWave: :e2woo: :e2violin: :e2bouncey :e2bouncey :e2drunk: :e2stooges :e2grouphu :e2kissy: :e2dance: :e2dance: :e2dance: :e2cheer: :e2bear: :e2woo: :TheWave: :Clap: :cool: :popcorn: :thankyou: :hooray:

Backward Masking
06-02-2007, 02:43 AM
I'm afraid my singing might spark an international incident, so I'll skip that. Happy birthday. :hooray:

Mel
06-02-2007, 02:44 AM
Happy Birthday, SouthernWriter1978! Hope you're having a Happy, Happy one!

CatSlave
06-02-2007, 04:44 AM
This is your birthday song,
It's not very long.
:PartySmil

robeiae
06-02-2007, 04:47 AM
Where's my Happy Birthday song?


You'll get nothing and like it.











:D
Just joshin'. Happy Birthday!

Pagey's_Girl
06-02-2007, 05:39 AM
If you heard me sing, you would no longer be having a happy birthday.

http://skins.hotbar.com/skins/mailskins/em/110103/110103_birthday_cake_prv.gif

Joe270
06-02-2007, 05:55 AM
Happy birthday, Southern. I'm doing the pinch to grow on bit.

There ya go.

Unique
06-02-2007, 01:32 PM
If you heard me sing, you would no longer be having a happy birthday.

http://skins.hotbar.com/skins/mailskins/em/110103/110103_birthday_cake_prv.gif


I'm sorry, Southern. But I do echo the above.

OoooOOOoooowwwwW!

There. That's my Coyote Happy Birthday Tune. Did ya like it? Didja, didja?

Want me to sing it again?

You don't. :( Aw.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU from the Gang at the Zoo
We call it AW but it's also Home, too..........

Ta da!

Shwebb
06-02-2007, 11:20 PM
Sorry I missed your birthday, SW. Hope it was a good 'un.

Deadbeat 007
06-02-2007, 11:39 PM
Happy Birthday!!! :D