Where's my Happy Birthday song?

***Jaycinth trots in followed by two burly guys carrying a rolled carpet. The carpet is tied up with a ribbon and there is a big bow. The guys put it down at spouthernwriter1978's feet. They leave. The carpet starts moving. Sounds come from it. Jay loans Southernwriter1978 her knife. The ribbon is cut, the carpet rolls open, revealing KEIFFER SUTHERLAND nekkid and duct taped.***

See...I didn't fergit. Now I will head intothe kitchen and cook your birthday meal:
I bought:
2 pounds beef briscuit
1/2 cup chopped onion
1 clove garlic, minced
1 teaspoon cumin
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
½ cup mild green chile peppers, diced
1 can black beans (you can start with dried if you soften and cook them the day before
3 cups diced tomatoes (you can buy these canned)
1 jar.24 oz…medium salsa
6 (12 inch) flour tortillas, warmed
2 cups shredded lettuce
1 cup chopped tomatoes
2 cups shredded Mexican blend cheese
1/2 cup chpped scallions
4 jalapenos diced fine (if you are crazy…use habaneros)
½ lb bacon

And then I :
Put beef, onion, 2 cups of tomatoes, cumin, garlic, cumin, pepper, and green chiles into crock-pot. Cook at HIGH for 4 hours, then reduce heat to medium for 4 hours. The meat is ready when it pills apart with a fork.
Pull it apart with a fork. Reduce heat to low. Stir. Add jalapenos. Add black beans. Cook for an additional 35 to 40 min. (at this point you can remove the entire mix and refrigerate for use the next day if you need to)
Fry the bacon. Drain the fat. Put on towels. Set aside.
Put half of the salsa into a blender. Puree. Mix back in with un pureed salsa.
Place a warmed tortilla on a plate, and spoon a generous 1/2 cup of the beef mixture onto the center. Top with lettuce and tomato to your liking. Spoon some salsa inside. Roll up tortilla over the filling. Place strip of bacon on it. Spoon a generous amount of the sauce over the top, and sprinkle with cheese and scallions. Heat under broiler (or in the microwave for 30 seconds), until cheese is melted. Repeat with remaining tortillas.

finally: ram a buncha candles in it and....(sticks head out of kitchen, jumps back.)

TMI!!! I'm sure she'll light the candles later.

Hmmm...you're not listed on today's birthdays on the main page.

But...

Happy Birthday!!!!

Happy Birthday!!

aadams73 said:

Hmmm...you're not listed on today's birthdays on the main page.

But...

Happy Birthday!!!!

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I just double-checked;not that I for one second doubted aadams' word!!!!
Who in their right/wrong mind would doubt satan's body guard Not moi.

Happy Birthday, SouthernWriter'78

Happy Birthday! Hope it's a good one for ya!

SouthernWriter1978 said:

Sing it to me today dang it! I'm getting old and no one but the auto birthday wisher has said anything to me!

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Since no one else is singing it, I, the singing fisherman shall do my durndest...
Ahem... mi mi mi... (cough, hack)
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear SouthernWriter1978.
Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuu.



yer pal Brian

SouthernWriter1978 said:

Sing it to me today dang it! I'm getting old and no one but the auto birthday wisher has said anything to me!

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Happy Birthday to You!!!!



Your birthday is not listed in your profile, therefore it does not show up on the main page. Since we're fresh out of pyschics, we don't know these things!

Please don't beat us!

You wanted a birthday song?

Well, if you wouldn't hide it from us!

Happy birthday to you...


You write in a zoo

You look like a dork and you act like one too.

I looked in my profile and noticed mine wasn't displayed either. I was about to go out drinking with SouthernWriter and drown my sorrows, too. But I fixed it, so...

Happy Birthday, SouthernWriter! The best AW'ers are born on June the First!

Happy Birthday! Good of you to tell us

Roses are red
Violets are too.
A very happy birthday
To someone as nice as you!

Party time: more

Happy Birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Jaycinth said:

***KEIFFER SUTHERLAND nekkid and duct taped.***

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If Keiffer's the one duct-taped, it must be a plot! Watch out!

Happy birthday.



says elmo

See, you'ze gotta tells us. Even I admitted it (left the age out, tho)

A party just for you

I'm afraid my singing might spark an international incident, so I'll skip that. Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday, SouthernWriter1978! Hope you're having a Happy, Happy one!

This is your birthday song,
It's not very long.

Where's my Happy Birthday song?

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You'll get nothing and like it.












Just joshin'. Happy Birthday!