Do you outline the prologue to your LOTR fanfic?

Only if it's a trilogy.

Why wait for the poll? Orlando Bloom is going to win.

I can't think of names for my characters . . .

Depends, first or third person?

I'm still looking for the "Where the hell do you come up with this stuff?" option.

How about the "Why the hell do you come up with this stuff?" option?

I only write Sailor Moon/M*A*S*H crossover fanfic, so you're wrong.

omg ben, me too!

I said Joaquin Phoenix

I've been working on a Welcome Back Kotter/Family Guy bit of erotic fluff, myself.

What music do you listen to while you outline the prologue? The soundtrack to Boogie Nights works for me . . .

Another question, if someone outlines the prologue, should they prologue the outline?

BenPanced and wordmonkey:

You're both off my Christmas card list. Trust me...this is a BAD thing.

Asses...

kristie911 said:

I'm still looking for the "Where the hell do you come up with this stuff?" option.

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I think that falls under the "Blame thethinker42".

You see, she spends all of her online time e-mailing me, and when I'm OFFLINE -- as I have been for the last hour or so -- she posts nonsense such as this.

So...in a roundabout way, I guess it IS my fault...

Oh, so you're the bitch to blame.

thethinker42 said:

You're both off my Christmas card list. Trust me...this is a BAD thing.

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Should one make a Christmas list . . . or just wing it?

SpookyWriter said:

Oh, so you're the bitch to blame.

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More than likely.

alleycat said:

Should one make a Christmas list . . . or just wing it?

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I say wing it. Unless Nichola would wing it, and then I'd say make a list.

thethinker42 said:

I say wing it. Unless Nichola would wing it, and then I'd say make a list.

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She probably only sends cards on Halloween, or the 18th of September, just to confuse people.

alleycat said:

She probably only sends cards on Halloween, or the 18th of September, just to confuse people.

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No, she's just leaves calling cards with the victim's body. You don't want a card from her, I'm sure.

I don't write LOTR stuff, so - Joaquin Phoenix.

thethinker42 said:

BenPanced and wordmonkey:

You're both off my Christmas card list. Trust me...this is a BAD thing.

Asses...

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Would an apology help?

It wasn't me, it was the monkey!

He was driven insane by the dancing bananas!

It's global warming!

FOX NEWS made me do it!

There was a flood... earthquake... plague of locust!

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!

alleycat said:

Why wait for the poll? Orlando Bloom is going to win.

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Oh, I beg to differ. Orlando is sweet eye candy--but he's no Joaquin Phoenix.

aliajohnson said:

Oh, I beg to differ. Orlando is sweet eye candy--but he's no Joaquin Phoenix.

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He's no Jack Kennedy either.

I don't care either way . . . as long as you don't make me ride with Lindsey Lohan.

wordmonkey said:

Would an apology help?

It wasn't me, it was the monkey!

He was driven insane by the dancing bananas!

It's global warming!

FOX NEWS made me do it!

There was a flood... earthquake... plague of locust!

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!

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NO. You're off my Christmas card list until you can control your monkey.