All back to mine, then?

Let's see how quickly we can derail this thread, contest. Oh, I heard Paris Hilton was going to get the weekends off. What do you think?

I don't like Paris Hilton.

I'm not entirely sure that she does anything other than be the daughter of some rich people and wear very little on the internet.

On the subject of Pringles (shoving the thread back onto the rails. Sorry Spooky) if you put one Pringle one way up and the other the other way up and hold one end between your lips you look like you have a duck bill. It's not particularly funny but you have to have some sort of party piece don't you?

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I heard Paris was going to get the guards off.

Unfortunately, we'll always have Paris.

scarletpeaches said:

I already knew the pringle duckbill trick.

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So how did it go down? More to the point, did you find another Pringles duck with whom to mate that night?

SpookyWriter said:

Let's see how quickly we can derail this thread, contest. Oh, I heard Paris Hilton was going to get the weekends off. What do you think?

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Joaquin Phoenix likes marshmallows. Especially when they're roasted in a fireplace. MY fireplace, to be exact.

thethinker42 said:

Joaquin Phoenix likes marshmallows. Especially when they're roasted in a fireplace. MY fireplace, to be exact.

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I like Joaquin Phoenix in a fireplace if you know what I mean.

Actually last summer when my internet friend stayed here we spent a whole night talking about how hot he is after watching Signs. There's this one scene where they're all eating dinner I think near the end when Mel Gibson grabs Joaquin Phoenix's shirt and pulls him and you can see his shoulder muscle and it was just like YESSSS.

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Mdlle. Nancy said:

I like Joaquin Phoenix in a fireplace if you know what I mean.

Actually last summer when my internet friend stayed here we spent a whole night talking about how hot he is after watching Signs. There's this one scene where they're all eating dinner I think near the end when Mel Gibson grabs Joaquin Phoenix's shirt and pulls him and you can see his shoulder muscle and it was just like YESSSS.

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I need to be alone for a few minutes.

I don't know who Mr. Phoenix is, is this him?

http://editorial.jpress.co.uk/web/images/937064/235326.jpg

scarletpeaches said:

Most pornographic post of the year alert:

Joaquin Phoenix in officer whites.​

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*Lori's head explodes*

SpookyWriter said:

I don't know who Mr. Phoenix is, is this him?

http://editorial.jpress.co.uk/web/images/937064/235326.jpg

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I think not.

SQUEEEEEEE!!! Wack in CAMMIES!!!!

*falls out of chair*

scarletpeaches said:

He's so merciful.

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OK Scarlet, a caption please. The "so merciful" comment obviously indicates that you do not interpret the down-turned thumb as he gazes into your eyes as meaning "death". Soooo?

Actually this Phoenix/Bloom/Depp thing that is ongoing on this site has inspired quite a bit of discussion in our household, and my basic conclusion is that if any one of them happens to turn up our driveway it is time to lock up both wife and daughter. Unless of course say, Ms Beckinsale for arguments sake, is accompanying him... there could be some room for negotiation.

But anyway... your caption please Scarlet.

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He's so merciful.

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He looked like he was giving his opinion on your performance last night.

No wonder he came back to my house early...

Interesting... the first Yahoo image search of "Joaquin Phoenix" is him and a woman naked, her back to the camera. But he is enjoying it by the looks, and I think that the identity of the bum in the photo could settle a lot of arguments around here.

akiwiguy said:

Interesting... the first Yahoo image search of "Joaquin Phoenix" is him and a woman naked, her back to the camera. But he is enjoying it by the looks, and I think that the identity of the bum in the photo could settle a lot of arguments around here.

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That's his old girlfriend. In fact, that's the day we met. I took the picture, which is why he's looking so longingly at the camera. Moments later, he threw her naked and crying ass out of the room and proceeded to...well, I won't go into detail, or scarletpeaches' head will explode with jealousy.

Wack's reaction to the notion of doing scarlet:

"LOL You're outta your mind!"