Oh, joy.

TsukiRyoko · May 21, 2007

I just found out today that my sister's friend has a brother who's a heroin addict of 9 years. Guess who he likes? Ayep. Yours truly.

I always get the top guys, you know? *pops collar* What can I say? Tsuki got game.

I always get creepy people after me, but this really tops the cake.

pconsidine · May 21, 2007

It might help if you took that needle out of your arm when you went clubbing.

Seriously. Do yourself a favor.

TsukiRyoko · May 21, 2007

pconsidine said:
It might help if you took that needle out of your arm when you went clubbing.

Seriously. Do yourself a favor.

But it's just so darn stylish.

pconsidine · May 21, 2007

That's what you said about the pink furry moon boots, but you eventually saw the light there.

scarletpeaches · May 21, 2007

Well you'd have to be off your tits on something to fancy Tsuki.

akiwiguy · May 21, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
I always get creepy people after me,

Carrying bibles, thrusting silver crucifixes at you and chanting "The power of Christ compels you?"

TsukiRyoko · May 21, 2007

scarletpeaches said:
Well you'd have to be off your tits on something to fancy Tsuki.

Hey now! I can get any man I want! All I need is a blunt object and someone to help me carry back the body....

TsukiRyoko · May 21, 2007

akiwiguy said:
Carrying bibles, thrusting silver crucifixes at you and chanting "The power of Christ compels you?"

That's not funny. That happened to me once. When the lady saw it wasn't working, she pinched me and hobbled off. -_-

Devil Ledbetter · May 21, 2007

All the best love songs are about heroin addiction.

scarletpeaches · May 21, 2007

Black Balloon, for instance.

dpaterso · May 21, 2007

'Cause heroin is so passé ~Dandy Warhols, Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

<looks out CD, puts it on>

-Derek

Devil Ledbetter · May 21, 2007

scarletpeaches said:
Black Balloon, for instance.

And Crown of Thorns.

My Drug Buddy.

scarletpeaches · May 21, 2007

Yeah, but BB tops them all because of the 'lishus Johnny Rzeznik. :LilLove:

dclary · May 21, 2007

dpaterso said:
'Cause heroin is so passé ~Dandy Warhols, Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

<looks out CD, puts it on>

-Derek

Workin' on those horse-sized pills?

DamaNegra · May 21, 2007

See? That's what you get for rejecting me

*stomps off crying*

Pagey's_Girl · May 21, 2007

And I thought I had bad luck with men. I just get the ones who get drunk and hurl a beer bottle out a second-floor window at me...

(Happened years ago, but still...)

scarletpeaches · May 21, 2007

Better than someone trying to throw you out of the window.

(Happened year ago, but still...)

TsukiRyoko · May 21, 2007

DamaNegra said:
See? That's what you get for rejecting me

*stomps off crying*

But Dama, it was MUTUAL problems! Mutual!

Er, I love you? Don't leave- Dama! Oy!

paprikapink · May 21, 2007

Nine years! That makes him seem so stable. Sounds like he's that rare breed -- the junkie with a job. Don't jump to harsh conclusions, Tsuk. Guys with jobs are pretty special.

Then again, he could be that less rare breed, the junkie with a trust fund. Not as alliterative, but still, he could be of some benefit to the single gal who keeps her wits about her.

scarletpeaches · May 21, 2007

Well done him for finding fresh veins for nine years of his addiction, I say. Is he shooting up in his big blue one yet?

Sassee · May 21, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
That's not funny. That happened to me once. When the lady saw it wasn't working, she pinched me and hobbled off. -_-

What were you wearing? lol

TsukiRyoko · May 21, 2007

paprikapink said:
Nine years! That makes him seem so stable. Sounds like he's that rare breed -- the junkie with a job. Don't jump to harsh conclusions, Tsuk. Guys with jobs are pretty special.

Then again, he could be that less rare breed, the junkie with a trust fund. Not as alliterative, but still, he could be of some benefit to the single gal who keeps her wits about her.

Oh, from what I hear he definitely has a job. Or rather, gives them. Usually in back alleys to really, really desperate men.

TsukiRyoko · May 21, 2007

scarletpeaches said:
Well done him for finding fresh veins for nine years of his addiction, I say. Is he shooting up in his big blue one yet?

I think he's pulling a Gia and using the back of his hand.

TsukiRyoko · May 21, 2007

O.O The junkie found ym phone number and has left three messages in a row that went something like this:

"Ugh, um, hi. Andrea? Are you there- what? I'm not on the phone, mom! *click*"

Boy, I know how to pick em, eh?

scarletpeaches · May 21, 2007

Must be that musky, manly smell that emanates from your intimate regions. Eau de Zsunkie, or something...

Oh, joy.

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