I think my leg just fell off

I've been 31 for nearly a fortnight now and I still have the full complement of limbs, so...sorry, looks like it's just you, falling to bits.

Okay, folks, let's pool our resources and buy the man a walker and a hip replacement.

seun said:

You're too kind. And while you're at, I'll a pint and a pack of crips. Ta.

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Yes, I am well known for my benevolence.

seun said:

I just turned in my chair, keeping my left leg still. Something cracked.

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Was it the bag of chips you'd stuffed behind you?

How's the chair?

Or you could...I dunno...clean the one you have?

seun said:

Hmm...sounds pretty extreme to me.

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Throw it in the car and take it to the carwash.

seun said:

I just turned in my chair, keeping my left leg still. Something cracked. I don't know if it was my knee or hip or a very quiet sonic boom.

Is this what happens the closer you get to 30?

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Yep, that sounds about right.

Don't think the things that happen to 'old people' wait to happen until you're in your 60's or 70's. I had partially gray hair in my 20's, arthritis in most of my joints in my late teens, and everything pops and cracks now that I'm in my mid-30's.

It's just part of being human. Don't sweat it too much.

Your leg fell off and you're not sure?! Do you have any pets? Do they suddenly have any new toys you know you didn't buy for them? Do you live with somebody? Are they talking about that fabulous roast they're making for Sunday lunch? Are you leaning in an odd direction?

seun said:

You're too kind. And while you're at, I'll a pint and a pack of crips. Ta.

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You're acting more like closer to 40 because you forgot some words too.

writerterri said:

You're acting more like closer to 40 because you forgot some words too.

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I heard people can die at 40 without any medical reason what-so-ever. Any truth to this rumor, Terri?

SpookyWriter said:

I heard people can die at 40 without any medical reason what-so-ever. Any truth to this rumor, Terri?

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I've heard it's possible. Especially if someone helps you along.

And what year were you born, dork?

writerterri said:

I've heard it's possible. Especially if someone helps you along.

And what year were you born, dork?

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1982

SpookyWriter said:

1982

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Liar!

Well it looks like you missed the boat for the good die young, so welcome to getting old...it's ain't for sissies.

writerterri said:

Liar!

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Prove it. Nananananana...smarty pants. hahahaaa...

SpookyWriter said:

Prove it. Nananananana...smarty pants. hahahaaa...

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Your lips get stiff when you lie.

writerterri said:

Your lips get stiff when you lie.

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That's not the only thing that gets stiff.

"Oh sweetie. I'll buy you a big car and house if you only could love me the way I love you."

SpookyWriter said:

That's not the only thing that gets stiff.

"Oh sweetie. I'll buy you a big car and house if you only could love me the way I love you."

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How do you type with erect fingers. Must look dorky.

writerterri said:

How do you type with erect fingers. Must look dorky.

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I keep one moist and cold just in case I need to enter a dark and scary place by myself.