When I'm published and famous...

If I ever get my name on Movie credits, and if ANY of you helped with that screenplay, this is your thankyou:

Special Thanks To: <insert everyone elses here> Screenplay writer Ed Faris would like to personally and ecspecially thank all the writers on Absolute Write Water Cooler, who gave her great ideas, helped her with small things, were awesome critics, weird friends, and made her trip to Hollywood possible.

I would personally like to thank every coffee plantation owner who's supplied me throughout the years. Seriously. Without you, I couldn't have...*falls over asleep, finally*

Bartholomew said:

...and eating grapes that my concubines are feeding me, I promise I won't forget any of you--the little people that made it all possible.

Click to expand...

You are delusional Bart...You're gonna be MY concubine

lastlight said:

If I ever get my name on Movie credits

Click to expand...

My name is in the credits of a couple of pornos. They didn't let me do any special thanks or anything though. Commie bastards...

Bartholomew said:

...and eating grapes that my concubines are feeding me, I promise I won't forget any of you--the little people that made it all possible.

Click to expand...

Forget to take your medication, eh?

thethinker42 said:

My name is in the credits of a couple of pornos. They didn't let me do any special thanks or anything though. Commie bastards...

Click to expand...

I'm thinking...grip. Or fluffer.

at this point, I'd settle for being one of the concubines.

eldragon said:

at this point, I'd settle for being one of the concubines.

Click to expand...

At least demand medical benefits.

Or, a clean work environment. Fresh air, twice a day. Something along those lines.

Rllgthunder said:

I'm thinking...grip. Or fluffer.

Click to expand...

Editor. But good guesses. LOL

"To all the folks at AW--you know who you are. If not for your humor, conversation, and friendship at all hours of the day, I'd have finished this GDMF novel years earlier."

"This book is dedicated to everyone in AW's OP. Specifically, to Nichola, who tried in vain to distract me with her DIRTY PM's and a constant barrage of pictures of Joaquin Phoenix, and Tsuki, who kept cheating on me until I needed expensive therapy (which drove me to finish writing this book, in hopes it might become a bestseller and PAY for said therapy...)."

thethinker42 said:

"This book is dedicated to everyone in AW's OP. Specifically, to Nichola, who tried in vain to distract me with her DIRTY PM's and a constant barrage of pictures of Joaquin Phoenix, and Tsuki, who kept cheating on me until I needed expensive therapy (which drove me to finish writing this book, in hopes it might become a bestseller and PAY for said therapy...)."

Click to expand...

Squirt it out your rear.

scarletpeaches said:

Squirt it out your rear.

Click to expand...

Damn it. Every last one of the witty retorts I have will result in you hiring a hitman to bump my ass off.

So...I'll just say "fuck you" and leave it at that.

scarletpeaches said:

Squirt it out your rear.

Click to expand...

My dad used to say, "Blow it out your barracks bag."

Rllgthunder said:

I'm thinking...grip. Or fluffer.

Click to expand...

thethinker42 said:

Editor. But good guesses. LOL

Click to expand...

And here I was thinking Best Boy.

Haggis said:

And here I was thinking Best Boy.

Click to expand...

Don't you have some rawhide to chew?

Jean Marie said:

My dad used to say, "Blow it out your barracks bag."

Click to expand...

"Oh, wring it outta your shorts!"

Tiger said:

"Oh, wring it outta your shorts!"

Click to expand...

"Now, don't go and get your knickers in a knot!"

"Whoa! Who spit in your bean curds?"

"Wow. Who pissed in your punchbowl?"

"Why d'you have such a bee up your butt?"

Don't make me pull this thread over!

** sigh ** OK Bartholomew, we will humour you. When you finally do assemble this harem of your five avid readers, namely your grandmother and four of her bingo cronnies, please just spare us the "sliding grapes into my mouth with their tongues" detail. OK?