What was the last text message you...

I don't text message.

Yeah, kristie. Goodness knows, scarlet hates it when threads get derailed....

scarletpeaches said:

Then get out of my thread!

*points to the door*

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No...I refuse.

I never owned a cell phone. Never had a text message. If I did then I would be worried because the message coming through will have to pass through my vital organs to reach its final destination.

scarletpeaches said:

I shall text a mod to have you ejected.

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That's the same way my text messages come out: through my arse.

No, I like it here. It's quite cozy...I like what you've done with the place.

Yesterday. 12:25 pm:

mom i need lunch $$ u forgot to give me any
btw i eat @ 1245

kristie911 said:

No, I like it here. It's quite cozy...I like what you've done with the place.

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Let's redecorate. I like a splash of red and purple.

My last text message was titled "Squeek" and had the picture that's now in my avatar (it's my cat, Squeak, from home in WA...my bro took a pic with his phone and sent it to me).

Holy crap...I posted an on-topic response in an already-derailed thread. *begins frantically typing a post involving Joaquin and porngelina*

Angelina and Joaquin want to have sex with me. (again...)

There. I've contributed to the derailering of this thread.

SpookyWriter said:

Let's redecorate. I like a splash of red and purple.

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Oooo...red and purple. I love it! Come on, Spook...let's get started.

I just got a text from George asking if I'd consider running the world bank for him.

My reply. "Let me check my wallet first."

scarletpeaches said:

The last message I received was a photo of my friend Emma giving me the finger. (In the nice sense...I mean, if holding a finger up to the camera can be described as 'nice').

The last one I sent was to my dad asking if he needed anything at the shop.

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I'll bet I can guess what your last PM said.

Anyone want me to hazard a guess?

scarletpeaches said:

My last PM was to you!

Er, no it wasn't. It was to...um...Mac. Saying nice things. Yeah, honest.

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It was to me, and it was DIRRRRRRTY...

I got this message from my younger daughter a while back. What does it mean?

Mine was:

Me: U can't go from LAX to YYZ directly. U need to go thru ORD, ATL, or MDW.
Him: WTF?!?!?!?!!!!!!
Me: No, they don't fly thru there, either.

(At least, the last bit was what I dearly wished I could say. And I was trying to tell a manager with a particularly nasty attitude problem that there was no way I could make any of the major airlines rearrange their flight schedules so he could fly directly from Los Angeles to Toronto like he wanted. He wasn't happy...)

My last recieved text was from my girlfriend asking if I wanted to see the Fray in November. My reply was a polite no.

A tenner says the next text I get will be a joke from my dad that he's already sent me twice and that I first heard in 2003.