Will Turner or Captain Jack Sparrow

Captain Jack. Hell yes.

I demand a poll!

Hmmmm. Do you mean "rather be with" in a "sit around and tell crude jokes and watch trashy movies with them" way? Or you mean in a "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" way?

Captain Phil Harris

Captain Stubing.

Oh.
Wait.

Fine. Captain Sparrow. Will Turner can go play with the sharks for all I care.

There's no Stubing option.

I'll take them both please. Together, separately...doesn't matter to me.

If you mean be with as in having carnal knowledge of then none of them. If you mean be with as in being stuck on a boat then my vote is still for Captain Phil Harris.

I'm with kristie... but if I have to choose... it's gotta be the Captain. I've been a Captain's Woman since ST:TOS came out.

ETA: Correction: I've been a Captain's Woman since 'The Ghost and Mrs. Muir' made me fall in love with Captain Daniel Gregg.

I won't choose...I want them both.

Eggplant.

How is this even a poll? Sparrow all the way.

If it's a 'bumping uglies' kind of being with, I vote for soup.

If it's a 'sit around, drinking rum and telling stories by the light of a silvery moon' kind of being with, I vote for Cappy Jack.

I hope Will Turner falls into a big hole or something in the next movie.

Okay...going by the posts here, I'll say this, then take off running....WILL TURNER......Yum yum....I would do more to him before 7am than most people do all day long...er...I think that motto's already taken...yeah..I'm running..right now........................

Neither.

Sparrow. Orlando Blossom is way too effeminate for me.

Devil Ledbetter said:

Sparrow. Orlando Blossom is way too effeminate for me.

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Oi. I'd have to go with neither. Love Captain Jack. If you gave him a bath, he might be fun for a tumble. But beyond that, his slurry brain-damage - while certainly a hoot to watch - would get old in a hurry.

Can you imagine trying to cart his woozy ass around to get anything done? Not flipping likely. It would be much like have a hundred seventy-five pound dim-witted child in tow.

Primo pain-in-the-ass. Savvy?

At least with Captain Jack, you'd enjoy the ride. With Will Turner you'd have to tell him "Okay, now put that here. No, not there. Forget it, I'll do it myself."

My days of training inexperienced pretty boys are long gone.

How is this even a question? Captain Jack is a pirate. Hello! Pirates are always seksier than normal people. Even with the slurring!

Wow I am really using a lot of italics this morning!

<stumbles off in search of caffeine>