The Faux Flounce thread

TsukiRyoko · May 16, 2007

I'm just here to say that you all suck as writers, your attention whores, I can't stand any of you, and now I'm leaving so I can get away from these horrendously boring boards and make something of myself. Also, you're all fascists

D).
Screw you all, buh bye!

And now, for proper flounce etiquette- &^*^ stupid ^%&*^clobberwobblers, you &^*#ing &^*% little &%$^ity %&^$ and ^&*%s.

Now it's your turn, give us a flounce.

(Wow, my flounce sucks.

)

writerterri · May 16, 2007

You're all dorks and I don't fit in here. I'm never leaving. What I mean is, I'll leave if you leave first. But first ask Mac to ban you. Yea, that's it.

Deal? Or no deal?

TsukiRyoko · May 16, 2007

It seems I scared them all away.... Finally, some peace and quiet....

...It's too quiet....

Redd Ryden · May 16, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
I'm just here to say that you all suck as writers, your attention whores, I can't stand any of you, and now I'm leaving so I can get away from these horrendously boring boards and make something of myself. Also, you're all fascists D).
Screw you all, buh bye!

And now, for proper flounce etiquette- &^*^ stupid ^%&*^clobberwobblers, you &^*#ing &^*% little &%$^ity %&^$ and ^&*%s.

MOM. (oh, wait a minute-- gotta turn that right side up-- there-- now it's right...) WOW. I feel flounced.

And to think, I've skimped and slaved over this hot computer just so you could have the freedom to speak your mind! And what do I get? Nuttin' honey. That's just like you, isn't it? I've half a mind to go back home to my mom... Wait a minute. Things aren't THAT bad, are they? I'm sorry. Can I stay? Hummmm? Give you a cookie. Little bite of PHENTERMINE?

veinglory · May 16, 2007

I was promised sharks in custard, hot and cold running slave boys and a custom title saying 'geenyus' that sparkled. If I don't get at leat 2/3 by friday I am so out of here.

veinglory · May 16, 2007

(... oh, and a toaster)

MidnightMuse · May 16, 2007

Oh for crap's sake ! That does it - I was willing to go so far as to give you MY sharks and custard, MY very own slave boys (okay, he's just one guy, but if you whine, he'll do the dishes) and even my very OWN sparklie title of geeynus.

But a TOASTER? Now you've just done and gone too far.

I'm outta here! (just hafta pee, brb)

Foinah · May 16, 2007

I can't take any more of these fake flounce threads!!!! My time is important...I have cats to herd and a WIP featuring a battle between the forces of good and evil in my refrigerator! I can't constantly take the time to sort through my own scattered emotions (My Phentermine dealer has gone AWOL!) and sort through all this!
Commatose Kidd...I think I love you! Where are you? I'm leaving this site so I can track you down - we could have a happy life writing ad copy for cereal boxes! These people just don't understand you like I do...I haven't eaten that many of my young, we could holiday in Akron ( I've heard it's nice).
Take that Flounce flouncers! Sheesh! I'm outta here.

veinglory · May 16, 2007

If I give way on the toaster and the custom title can I have the slave boy in a sparkling thong?

MidnightMuse · May 16, 2007

Well . . . okay, but you have to feed and water him now and again.

veinglory · May 16, 2007

Okay, no flouncing for me then... nothing to see here folks, move along.

dclary · May 16, 2007

Tsuki's flounce gets just a 5.4.

She forgot to include Haskins, and didn't mention the myriad PMs and RPs she's gotten indicating that she's right and the rest of the world is wrong.

writerterri · May 16, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
It seems I scared them all away.... Finally, some peace and quiet....

...It's too quiet....

Okay, you posted that like I never meant anything to you.

I'm outa here, forever!

You'll never see me again!

And this time I mean it.

Backward Masking · May 16, 2007

I can't take it anymore. My head hurts, my car is almost out of gas and you guys keep using those damned cat avatars. Thanks to all of this, I think going to go set a building on fire and smoke a metric ton of pot laced with LSD while soliciting the services of 3 street hookers (one of which may have an eye patch). I am so gone.

Backward Masking · May 16, 2007

writerterri said:
Okay, you posted that like I never meant anything to you.

I'm outa here, forever!

You'll never see me again!

And this time I mean it.

Can I have your rep?

BenPanced · May 16, 2007

I'm sorry. I don't even have a MySpace account, but I'm going to create one just so I can complain about you guys. Just because I asked ONE SINGLE QUESTION (I'd post it, but everybody knows what I'm talking about so it's useless repeating what I've already said), I get yelled at, harrassed, and my winky gets pointed at and people laugh at it. WELL NO MORE. I'm leaving. That's right. I'm giving you people another 14 or 15 chances to BE NICE TO ME or I'll quit AW and never come back. Just to spite you. Boy, won't YOU be sorry when you find out I've left because you're all a bunch of poo heads. I bet you're all feeling bad right now. Well, I've got a full PM box just loaded with people who've sent me messages of love and support AND THEY THINK YOU'RE WRONG AND I'M RIGHT. WHICH I AM. You guys are just being a bunch of NAZIS about who can post what around here.

Special P.S. to writerterri: WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING I'M A DORK? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM! I THINK YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I'M GETTING MY BOOK PUBLISHED BY PUBLISH AMERICA AND YOU'RE JUST A JEALOUSE LOOSER WHO CAN'T EVEN WRITE A WISHLIST FOR CHRISTMAS! SO THE NEXT TIME YOU CALL SOMEBODY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW A NAME, STOP AND THINK ABOUT HOW IT FEELS!

I'll be back in about 15 minutes and I expect to see a flood of apologies attached to this post. If not, boy, you don't even WANNA know what I'm gonna do to you, boy howdy.

Backward Masking · May 16, 2007

BenPanced said:
I'm sorry. I don't even have a MySpace account, but I'm going to create one just so I can complain about you guys. Just because I asked ONE SINGLE QUESTION (I'd post it, but everybody knows what I'm talking about so it's useless repeating what I've already said), I get yelled at, harrassed, and my winky gets pointed at and people laugh at it. WELL NO MORE. I'm leaving. That's right. I'm giving you people another 14 or 15 chances to BE NICE TO ME or I'll quit AW and never come back. Just to spite you. Boy, won't YOU be sorry when you find out I've left because you're all a bunch of poo heads. I bet you're all feeling bad right now. Well, I've got a full PM box just loaded with people who've sent me messages of love and support AND THEY THINK YOU'RE WRONG AND I'M RIGHT. WHICH I AM. You guys are just being a bunch of NAZIS about who can post what around here.

Special P.S. to writerterri: WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING I'M A DORK? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM! I THINK YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I'M GETTING MY BOOK PUBLISHED BY PUBLISH AMERICA AND YOU'RE JUST A JEALOUSE LOOSER WHO CAN'T EVEN WRITE A WISHLIST FOR CHRISTMAS! SO THE NEXT TIME YOU CALL SOMEBODY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW A NAME, STOP AND THINK ABOUT HOW IT FEELS!

I'll be back in about 15 minutes and I expect to see a flood of apologies attached to this post. If not, boy, you don't even WANNA know what I'm gonna do to you, boy howdy.

I don't know what to say...

Redd Ryden · May 16, 2007

BenPanced said:
I'll be back in about 15 minutes and I expect to see a flood of apologies attached to this post. If not, boy, you don't even WANNA know what I'm gonna do to you, boy howdy.

i'm sorry.

:flag:

does THIS work? come back? come back, shane?

CatSlave · May 16, 2007

My head hurts, my feet stink and Jesus doesn't love me.
I'm outta here.

writerterri · May 16, 2007

Backward Masking said:
Can I have your rep?

Let me think about it.

writerterri · May 16, 2007

BenPanced said:
I'm sorry. I don't even have a MySpace account, but I'm going to create one just so I can complain about you guys. Just because I asked ONE SINGLE QUESTION (I'd post it, but everybody knows what I'm talking about so it's useless repeating what I've already said), I get yelled at, harrassed, and my winky gets pointed at and people laugh at it. WELL NO MORE. I'm leaving. That's right. I'm giving you people another 14 or 15 chances to BE NICE TO ME or I'll quit AW and never come back. Just to spite you. Boy, won't YOU be sorry when you find out I've left because you're all a bunch of poo heads. I bet you're all feeling bad right now. Well, I've got a full PM box just loaded with people who've sent me messages of love and support AND THEY THINK YOU'RE WRONG AND I'M RIGHT. WHICH I AM. You guys are just being a bunch of NAZIS about who can post what around here.

Special P.S. to writerterri: WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING I'M A DORK? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM! I THINK YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I'M GETTING MY BOOK PUBLISHED BY PUBLISH AMERICA AND YOU'RE JUST A JEALOUSE LOOSER WHO CAN'T EVEN WRITE A WISHLIST FOR CHRISTMAS! SO THE NEXT TIME YOU CALL SOMEBODY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW A NAME, STOP AND THINK ABOUT HOW IT FEELS!

I'll be back in about 15 minutes and I expect to see a flood of apologies attached to this post. If not, boy, you don't even WANNA know what I'm gonna do to you, boy howdy.

You are one sorry, dork.

Does that count, dork?

davids · May 16, 2007

Foinah said:
I can't take any more of these fake flounce threads!!!! My time is important...I have cats to herd and a WIP featuring a battle between the forces of good and evil in my refrigerator! I can't constantly take the time to sort through my own scattered emotions (My Phentermine dealer has gone AWOL!) and sort through all this!
Commatose Kidd...I think I love you! Where are you? I'm leaving this site so I can track you down - we could have a happy life writing ad copy for cereal boxes! These people just don't understand you like I do...I haven't eaten that many of my young, we could holiday in Akron ( I've heard it's nice).
Take that Flounce flouncers! Sheesh! I'm outta here.

What can one say-the brilliance above has made me realize I am ready to meet my maker-Peter Pan Peanut Butter!!!! I'm comin' Pete! There is no point in continuing-I am done-goodbye and goodluck-my pen of hearts is broken in two-aducks to you all and to all a good-HAH you thought I was gonna use an F bomb in that last word after good-HAH-you all eat freakin' ring worms to fall for a bunch of crap like this-HAH!

Foinah made me laugh so hard I think I damaged my prostate!!!!

BenPanced · May 16, 2007

writerterri said:
You are one sorry, dork.

Does that count, dork?

See? SEE?!! This is what I'm talking about! Everybody was being nice up until writerterri had to open his big, fat mouth AND CALL ME NAMES AGAIN! Where's a mod?! I want this jerk banninanted and his account closed and never allow him to register under another name, $500,000 for suffering and psychological damage, and a pony.

Bartholomew · May 16, 2007

You're all a bunch of pompous cluster-fucks. I'm not flouncing, I'm kicking ya'll out of my forum!

Shoo! All of you!

writerterri · May 16, 2007

BenPanced said:
See? SEE?!! This is what I'm talking about! Everybody was being nice up until writerterri had to open his big, fat mouth AND CALL ME NAMES AGAIN! Where's a mod?! I want this jerk banninanted and his account closed and never allow him to register under another name, $500,000 for suffering and psychological damage, and a pony.

Listen GirlyFartMan! As soon as I can come up with some good comeback I'm posting it!

You can bet on it. PooterPanced.

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