Okay, I'll be back to rank the singers, but I wanted to get this poll up.
ETA: Okay. Time to rank the performers.
ROUND ONE (I'll be Simon):
1. Melinda: Another great performance. Consistently good.
2. Jordin: The arrangement could have been better, but your vocals were excellent.
3. Blake: If I'm being perfectly honest, it was sort of an imitation. I'm all on board with Paula choosing a Sting song, but out of his whole body of work, when I heard which one she chose I thought, WTF? How many painkillers did she take today?
ROUND TWO: (Now I'll be Paula)
1. Melinda: You're a shiny, shiny star and we love you cause you make shine me happy.
2. Blake: We love you and your spirit pretty shines sing me lovely song.
3. Jordin: Such a smiling young lady and love you we do cause, SImon stop laughing, and you're shiny. Love. Fluffy bunnies.
ROUND THREE: (I'll be Randy, this time)
1. Melinda: Yo, check it out. My girl blew it outta da box. That was hot, baby.
2. Jordin: Dat was da bomb. You can really blow.
3. Blake: Not my favorite. It was better dan awright, but, Dude, I don't think you can catch the girls.
Now being myself: Blake belongs with a band, while the divas both belong as solo acts. I expect to see them battle it out.
ETA: Okay. Time to rank the performers.
ROUND ONE (I'll be Simon):
1. Melinda: Another great performance. Consistently good.
2. Jordin: The arrangement could have been better, but your vocals were excellent.
3. Blake: If I'm being perfectly honest, it was sort of an imitation. I'm all on board with Paula choosing a Sting song, but out of his whole body of work, when I heard which one she chose I thought, WTF? How many painkillers did she take today?
ROUND TWO: (Now I'll be Paula)
1. Melinda: You're a shiny, shiny star and we love you cause you make shine me happy.
2. Blake: We love you and your spirit pretty shines sing me lovely song.
3. Jordin: Such a smiling young lady and love you we do cause, SImon stop laughing, and you're shiny. Love. Fluffy bunnies.
ROUND THREE: (I'll be Randy, this time)
1. Melinda: Yo, check it out. My girl blew it outta da box. That was hot, baby.
2. Jordin: Dat was da bomb. You can really blow.
3. Blake: Not my favorite. It was better dan awright, but, Dude, I don't think you can catch the girls.
Now being myself: Blake belongs with a band, while the divas both belong as solo acts. I expect to see them battle it out.
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