Re: and so
Dear Editor,
I'm sorry it took 19 months to find your rejection slip. And
oh...another 14 months to read it. I misplaced it last week and just found it yesterday. I did read it today, uh, earlier, and now it's afternoon. Whew, these hangovers...
Now what was your question? Or was it an answer?
Damn my bloody eyes...
Well, I guess you better send it again through the standard channels. My rejection staff has just been changed so you'd better send it to our new department (under construction) and address it to our new sub-staffer who's name is....now what a minute. What was there name? Ok,
I got it, you'll have to send to our V.P. of External Affairs, who'll have to....
Say, can I get back with you on this?
Triceratops.