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rhymegirl
12-07-2004, 12:37 AM
Rewrite a Christmas song to make us laugh.

Remember this one?

Jingle bells, Santa smells,
Rudolph ran away
Better get your rabies shot
before he comes your way!

Now you try one!

:lol

maestrowork
12-07-2004, 01:40 AM
Sacrilegious!

I can't post mine. They're all X-rated.

tfdswift
12-22-2004, 03:25 AM
We three kings of orient are
tried to smoke a rubber cigar
it was loaded
and explo-oded

We two kings of orient are
tried to smoke a rubber cigar
it was loaded
and explo-oded

I one king of orient are
tried to smoke a rubber cigar
it was loaded
and explo-oded.........................
.......................................
Silent night

This is one we sang in grade school...

Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
the batmobile
Lost a wheel
and the joker got away.

~~Tammy

Vipersniper
03-14-2005, 11:05 PM
:crazy: Oh the weather outside is frightful.
And the cold I got is not delightful.
But since we have all this snow.
My eyes are all aglow.

Let me blow, let me blow, let me blow.

I must confess it is not stopping.
My running nose is popping.
I am not an ingrate.
But I sneezed the stamps off the plate.

Let me blow, let me blow. let me blow.

Vipersniper
03-14-2005, 11:13 PM
:Coffee: Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.
Santa caught him drinking beer.
All of his reindeer friends now.
Stand up and cheer.

Found the Sczlitz one foggy night.
Man he was a sight.
But of course his nose was red.
Driving drunk he pulled the sled.

Rudolph with your nose so bright.
We should use you for a tailight.
Oh how the reindeers love him and beer.
Make them fly higher and cheer.

Unless of course they run over grandma. Another song you have to appreciate.