Specious Frequently Asking of FAQness
can it take a picture inside my ear while I talk on the phone, too?
It will be taking of many pictures insideing ear, noses, and even of the eyeses, if necessaryily needed be! This phone with camera in phone is unrepetiously the modren miracle wonder gadget of the 12st centurys! Yay!
Also, can I pay for this out of my Nigerian account?
Many formings of currency happily are being taken to paying for your camera in phone. Please providing Paypal login ID, and passingwords so we may commence with transaction immediatelys. Thankings you! inadvance.
I've just helped some widow of a Double-Crowned Prince (and the head of the treasury of some weird country I've never heard of) who had loads of money stashed away in a bank account, so it turns out I can afford three of these. Can you send them to my home in Washington? It's 1600 pennsylvania Avenue.
But much of course! We are being always happy to services our customers with the finest services our customers deservings. Homing delivery is not that much more expensive than being regular mailing service. In facting, our deleivery friends Anwar, Guido, and Fluffy always happy to be making special calls and deliveries for our customers for other services! Huzzah!
Be sure to wrap it in plain brown paper and include a brick so they don't think it's some cheapo plastic thingy.
Bricking and wrapping in plaining brown papers is standard delivery methoding. Please do nto be standing too closes to windowings on day of scheduling delivered. Muching obligedness!
I can have one of those camera phones, please? Doctor tells me I may have spiders crawling on eardrums, so must have picture to make sure.
Camera phones with cameras in the phones are much helpful to many doctors in the medical professions! In facting, many doctors have been order our phones with cameras and phones in them for just such emergency medical handlings. Cameras make work so much easier for doctorings of patients, but if patients can providing extra help, doctors make big happy smiles for all! OK!
