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rhymegirl
01-22-2005, 06:45 AM
"My money's gone!"

Jyndral
01-26-2005, 12:33 AM
"My money's gone!"

Peggy shook her

rhymegirl
01-26-2005, 12:54 AM
"My money's gone!"

Peggy shook her pocketbook up and

detante
01-26-2005, 01:38 AM
"My money's gone!"

Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it

Jyndral
01-26-2005, 11:52 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it

was still empty.

rhymegirl
01-26-2005, 07:20 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it

was still empty. "Oh crap!" she

detante
01-26-2005, 11:35 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it

was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will

Arisa81
01-27-2005, 06:44 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will

I get home?

rhymegirl
01-27-2005, 07:19 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?

The dark night

MacAl Stone
01-27-2005, 04:51 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?

The dark night sang wild against

neddyf
01-27-2005, 08:35 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea

Jyndral
01-27-2005, 10:38 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

It was too

rhymegirl
01-28-2005, 12:46 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

It was too creepy for Peggy.

azbikergirl
01-28-2005, 10:21 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

It was too creepy for Peggy. She began to

rhymegirl
01-28-2005, 07:12 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her

neddyf
01-28-2005, 09:16 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically

Arisa81
01-28-2005, 11:42 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.
She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically

in an attempt

rhymegirl
01-29-2005, 12:38 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down

neddyf
01-29-2005, 02:54 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

sugarmuffin
01-30-2005, 01:39 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed

rhymegirl
01-30-2005, 01:49 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man

paprikapink
01-31-2005, 01:54 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if

neddyf
01-31-2005, 02:03 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a

rhymegirl
01-31-2005, 04:07 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

neddyf
02-01-2005, 04:21 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed

"I.......I guess

rhymegirl
02-01-2005, 05:06 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed

neddyf
02-01-2005, 10:03 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat

rhymegirl
02-01-2005, 10:52 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually

neddyf
02-02-2005, 09:04 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from

rhymegirl
02-02-2005, 10:55 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope

neddyf
02-04-2005, 06:37 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a

rhymegirl
02-04-2005, 07:44 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed.

Zazopolis
02-04-2005, 11:54 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out...

rhymegirl
02-05-2005, 12:22 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read

neddyf
02-05-2005, 03:30 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell

rhymegirl
02-05-2005, 06:44 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm

wurdwise
02-05-2005, 06:50 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

rhymegirl
02-05-2005, 09:02 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

neddyf
02-06-2005, 04:01 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo

rhymegirl
02-06-2005, 04:56 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from

kschwitter
02-07-2005, 06:39 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads.

rhymegirl
02-07-2005, 07:06 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's

Zazopolis
02-08-2005, 02:07 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member...

wurdwise
02-08-2005, 02:14 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over

rhymegirl
02-08-2005, 03:53 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.
I'm

neddyf
02-10-2005, 07:17 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start

rhymegirl
02-10-2005, 07:52 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

rhymegirl
02-14-2005, 04:55 PM
Note: I sent a message to Jenna about this 3-word post.

Some of this story is missing from the old board. We had written more of this story and it was really funny. Hopefully, they will transfer the rest of it over here soon.

rhymegirl
02-14-2005, 05:00 PM
Note: I sent a message to Jenna about this 3-word post.

Some of this story is missing from the old board. We had written more of this story and it was really funny. Hopefully, they will transfer the rest of it over here soon.

Cacker
02-14-2005, 08:03 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her

Cacker
02-14-2005, 08:07 PM
Deleted as posted twice.

rhymegirl
02-14-2005, 08:36 PM
Laughing, he pulled her onto the boat.

Richard
02-14-2005, 08:57 PM
Laughing, he pulled her onto the boat. It began sinking.

rhymegirl
02-14-2005, 09:10 PM
Laughing, he pulled her onto the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling!

Richard
02-14-2005, 09:15 PM
"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Yeshanu
02-15-2005, 01:41 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out

rhymegirl
02-15-2005, 04:32 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of

Cacker
02-15-2005, 06:25 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin

Richard
02-15-2005, 06:54 PM
It wasn't thrilled

JenNipps
02-15-2005, 07:14 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled

until it realized

rhymegirl
02-15-2005, 07:21 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled

until it realized who he was.

JenNipps
02-15-2005, 07:38 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other

Shiny_Penguin
02-15-2005, 09:34 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with

rhymegirl
02-15-2005, 10:18 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

JenNipps
02-15-2005, 10:23 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make

rhymegirl
02-15-2005, 11:41 PM
y money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by

Richard
02-16-2005, 12:18 AM
Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it

rhymegirl
02-16-2005, 01:53 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted.

Richard
02-16-2005, 02:57 AM
Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted. Yet strangely aroused.

rhymegirl
02-16-2005, 04:48 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling!

Cacker
02-16-2005, 05:32 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like

johnnycannuk
02-16-2005, 06:49 PM
a wet fish

rhymegirl
02-16-2005, 08:19 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did!

Richard
02-16-2005, 08:26 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a pirahna.

rhymegirl
02-16-2005, 08:38 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed.

Puddle Jumper
02-17-2005, 07:21 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me.

rhymegirl
02-17-2005, 04:24 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird.

Cacker
02-17-2005, 05:17 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back

Richard
02-17-2005, 05:55 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

three seven
02-17-2005, 06:00 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long

rhymegirl
02-17-2005, 08:04 PM
I am going to pick up the story where it should have left off.

rhymegirl
02-17-2005, 08:06 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

three seven
02-17-2005, 08:45 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement,

rhymegirl
02-17-2005, 10:47 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to

three seven
02-17-2005, 11:16 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she

rhymegirl
02-18-2005, 04:53 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and

three seven
02-18-2005, 08:50 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical

Richard
02-18-2005, 09:08 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and elope to Antarctica

three seven
02-18-2005, 09:51 PM
Wha...?

Already done that bit! http://www.geocities.com/thingumybobwotsit/dozey.gif

rhymegirl
02-18-2005, 11:34 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something

Richard
02-19-2005, 01:30 AM
(Weird - that was the last one when I posted. No matter...)

My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

rhymegirl
02-19-2005, 03:23 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed.

three seven
02-19-2005, 04:01 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured

rhymegirl
02-19-2005, 04:14 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

three seven
02-19-2005, 04:16 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby,

rhymegirl
02-19-2005, 06:17 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!"

three seven
02-19-2005, 06:32 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing

Cacker
02-19-2005, 02:47 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension

rhymegirl
02-19-2005, 06:42 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark

Cacker
02-22-2005, 12:13 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them

rhymegirl
02-22-2005, 12:38 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white.

Cacker
02-23-2005, 08:12 PM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it

rhymegirl
02-23-2005, 09:16 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

ZaZ
02-23-2005, 09:18 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check

BlueTexas
02-23-2005, 11:18 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose

rhymegirl
02-24-2005, 02:26 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck

three seven
02-24-2005, 04:37 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea

rhymegirl
02-24-2005, 04:49 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it

three seven
02-24-2005, 04:51 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched

rhymegirl
02-24-2005, 06:27 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

ZaZ
02-24-2005, 06:37 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?"

rhymegirl
02-24-2005, 07:15 PM
Originally Posted by rhymegirl

My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

three seven
02-24-2005, 10:54 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool,"

rhymegirl
02-25-2005, 12:11 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Sheshewriter
02-25-2005, 08:43 PM
Suddenly, the shark

rhymegirl
02-25-2005, 09:00 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm.

three seven
02-25-2005, 09:39 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off

rhymegirl
02-25-2005, 10:17 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at

three seven
02-25-2005, 11:12 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy

ZaZ
02-25-2005, 11:23 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles.

rhymegirl
02-26-2005, 12:15 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

lucyishome
02-26-2005, 12:37 AM
Peggy yelled "Holy

three seven
02-26-2005, 12:55 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled "Holy mother of God

lucyishome
02-26-2005, 02:38 AM
Viggo just hold"

three seven
02-26-2005, 04:28 AM
Wha...?

rhymegirl
02-26-2005, 07:42 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up.

three seven
02-26-2005, 08:24 PM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the

JennaGlatzer
02-27-2005, 12:31 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out

three seven
02-27-2005, 12:50 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring,

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 12:50 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried

three seven
02-27-2005, 12:53 AM
Oi!

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 01:10 AM
Fixed problem.

three seven
02-27-2005, 01:40 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 01:51 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

JennaGlatzer
02-27-2005, 02:14 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

"Seventeen of them,"

three seven
02-27-2005, 02:15 AM
My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose." Licking his lips,

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 03:25 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does


*

three seven
02-27-2005, 03:26 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 03:33 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited

three seven
02-27-2005, 03:37 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 03:45 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK!

three seven
02-27-2005, 03:47 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE

JennaGlatzer
02-27-2005, 04:11 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS

three seven
02-27-2005, 04:14 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 04:19 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that.

three seven
02-27-2005, 04:21 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing,

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 04:32 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

three seven
02-27-2005, 04:34 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING!"

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 04:43 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen

three seven
02-27-2005, 04:49 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 04:59 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please

three seven
02-27-2005, 05:01 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 05:07 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call

three seven
02-27-2005, 05:10 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 05:22 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?

three seven
02-27-2005, 05:37 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 05:40 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!

three seven
02-27-2005, 05:43 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 05:48 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously.

three seven
02-27-2005, 06:34 PM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 08:23 PM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help

three seven
02-27-2005, 11:05 PM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 11:28 PM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover.

three seven
02-27-2005, 11:33 PM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 11:42 PM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled.

three seven
02-27-2005, 11:43 PM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting

rhymegirl
02-27-2005, 11:45 PM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over

three seven
02-27-2005, 11:53 PM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled

rhymegirl
02-28-2005, 12:07 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?

three seven
02-28-2005, 12:16 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin'

rhymegirl
02-28-2005, 12:52 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin' to me?" asked

three seven
02-28-2005, 01:04 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin' to me?" asked the shark.

"No,

rhymegirl
02-28-2005, 01:54 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin' to me?" asked the shark.

"No, the broad, stupid.

three seven
02-28-2005, 01:56 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin' to me?" asked the shark.

"No, the broad, stupid. Get outta here!"

rhymegirl
02-28-2005, 02:17 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin' to me?" asked the shark.

"No, the broad, stupid. Get outta here!"

"It's Peggy. Don't

three seven
02-28-2005, 02:27 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin' to me?" asked the shark.

"No, the broad, stupid. Get outta here!"

"It's Peggy. Don't gimme none of

rhymegirl
02-28-2005, 02:34 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin' to me?" asked the shark.

"No, the broad, stupid. Get outta here!"

"It's Peggy. Don't gimme none of those derogatory nicknames.

three seven
02-28-2005, 02:41 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin' to me?" asked the shark.

"No, the broad, stupid. Get outta here!"

"It's Peggy. Don't gimme none of those derogatory nicknames." Peggy was starting

rhymegirl
02-28-2005, 03:08 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin' to me?" asked the shark.

"No, the broad, stupid. Get outta here!"

"It's Peggy. Don't gimme none of those derogatory nicknames." Peggy was starting to shiver. "I'm

three seven
02-28-2005, 03:12 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin' to me?" asked the shark.

"No, the broad, stupid. Get outta here!"

"It's Peggy. Don't gimme none of those derogatory nicknames." Peggy was starting to shiver. "I'm so lightheaded

rhymegirl
02-28-2005, 07:07 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin' to me?" asked the shark.

"No, the broad, stupid. Get outta here!"

"It's Peggy. Don't gimme none of those derogatory nicknames." Peggy was starting to shiver. "I'm so lightheaded."

"Here's the taxi!

three seven
03-01-2005, 02:59 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin' to me?" asked the shark.

"No, the broad, stupid. Get outta here!"

"It's Peggy. Don't gimme none of those derogatory nicknames." Peggy was starting to shiver. "I'm so lightheaded."

"Here's the taxi! Wake up!" sang

rhymegirl
03-01-2005, 03:40 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin' to me?" asked the shark.

"No, the broad, stupid. Get outta here!"

"It's Peggy. Don't gimme none of those derogatory nicknames." Peggy was starting to shiver. "I'm so lightheaded."

"Here's the taxi! Wake up!" sang Viggo.
(Editorial note: Don't forget the plan)

Peggy woke up

three seven
03-01-2005, 05:53 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin' to me?" asked the shark.

"No, the broad, stupid. Get outta here!"

"It's Peggy. Don't gimme none of those derogatory nicknames." Peggy was starting to shiver. "I'm so lightheaded."

"Here's the taxi! Wake up!" sang Viggo.
(Editorial note: Don't forget the plan)

Peggy woke up just as a

rhymegirl
03-01-2005, 06:01 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin' to me?" asked the shark.

"No, the broad, stupid. Get outta here!"

"It's Peggy. Don't gimme none of those derogatory nicknames." Peggy was starting to shiver. "I'm so lightheaded."

"Here's the taxi! Wake up!" sang Viggo.

Peggy woke up just as a speedboat appeared. A

ZaZ
03-01-2005, 06:43 AM
The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin' to me?" asked the shark.

"No, the broad, stupid. Get outta here!"

"It's Peggy. Don't gimme none of those derogatory nicknames." Peggy was starting to shiver. "I'm so lightheaded."

"Here's the taxi! Wake up!" sang Viggo.

Peggy woke up just as a speedboat appeared. A gap-toothed doofus driver

rhymegirl
03-01-2005, 07:00 AM
"My money's gone!" Peggy shook her pocketbook up and down but it was still empty. "Oh crap!" she said. "How will I get home?"

The dark night sang wild against the calm sea.

She began to scream, waving her arms around frantically
in an attempt to flag down the small speedboat.

The boat slowed; a good-looking man asked her if she needed a ride.

Peggy blushed.

"I....I guess." Nervously, she climbed into the boat. "I don't usually accept rides from strangers. I hope you're not a weirdo."

Viggo laughed and whipped out his autobiography. "Read this and tell
me if I'm someone you recognize."

Peggy began reading.

"Wow.........you're Viggo, that hunk from the underwear ads."

Viggo frowned. "That's not my member number," looking over the page.

"I'm ready to start a new movie."

"So am I," she said. "Funny we're meeting now."

Suddenly, he reached forward and kissed her.

Peggy slapped her hands on the side of the boat. "Wow, your breath reeks!" she cried, reaching to undo her life jacket, "I just got implants!"

"Allllll right!" said Viggo, his eyes lighting up. Then Peggy fell overboard.

"Heeeeellllp!" Peggy screamed.

"Use your buoys!" Viggo shouted. Laughing, he pulled her into the boat. It began sinking.

"Oh Viggo, darling! Quickly! I float!"

Viggo bailed out on top of a friendly dolphin. It wasn't thrilled until it realized who he was.

It alerted other sea creatures with squeaking noises. Viggo

tried to make it stop by passionately kissing it.

Peggy was revolted, yet strangely aroused. "Oh, Viggo, darling! Kiss me like a wet fish."

So Viggo did! Specifically, a piranha.

"Owwww!' Peggy squealed. "You bit me."

"I'm kinda weird. Let's swim back like we're salmon!"

"Ok, as long as you behave!"

Viggo feigned agreement, secretly scheming to wait until she wasn't looking and release a biblical amount of something. Corinthians, not Genesis.

Peggy suddenly screamed. Spawning hadn't figured into her game plan.

"Come on baby, light my fire!" screamed Viggo, releasing built up tension.

Suddenly a shark appeared behind them--a great white. Viggo attacked it with Peggy's pocketbook.

"Bounce a check against its nose!" Peggy also struck upon the idea of poking it with Viggo's outstretched switchblade. "TAKE THIS!"

"Diner's Club International?" joked Viggo, stupidly.

"Shut up, fool! This isn't funny!"

Suddenly the shark bit Peggy's arm, tearing it off.

Viggo fainted at once, leaving Peggy swimming in circles. He hated blood.

Peggy yelled, "Holy mother of God!"

Viggo woke up just as the shark spit out Peggy's wedding ring.

"You're MARRIED?" cried the shark. "With kids I suppose."

Licking his lips, Viggo said, "Does shark taste like dolphin?"

Peggy vomited profusely, spattering Viggo's face. "YOU JERK! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ARM IS MISSING?! HELP ME!"

Viggo contemplated that. "It's not missing, it's right THERE!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! I've got seventeen pounds of sausages back home. Please, children and cookers are important. Call me a taxi!"

"What about us?"

"I'm bleeding to death! You men!"

The shark still watched them suspiciously. Its tummy rumbled.

"Okay, I'll help, provided you promise to be my lover."

"Yeah, whatever, just help."

Viggo whistled to a waiting taxi. "Hey, over here," he gurgled. "What's your name?"

"Are you talkin' to me?" asked the shark.

"No, the broad, stupid. Get outta here!"

"It's Peggy. Don't gimme none of those derogatory nicknames." Peggy was starting to shiver. "I'm so lightheaded."

"Here's the taxi! Wake up!" sang Viggo.

Peggy woke up just as a speedboat appeared. A gap-toothed doofus driver
waved at her.

A dream. It was all just a dream.

"Hey, baby, want a ride?" called Doofus.

"No thanks," said Peggy.


THE END

three seven
03-01-2005, 04:06 PM
Oh yeah, wait until I've gone to bed... http://www.geocities.com/thingumybobwotsit/stare.gif

rhymegirl
03-01-2005, 06:26 PM
Sorry.

I ended it because someone else was adding onto it and he didn't know the ending we had in mind. I was afraid that would make the story go on and on and on....

But there's a brand new story in progress as you know!

Kate

Vipersniper
03-14-2005, 08:08 AM
"My money is gone." But then I am not worried because I never had it in the first place. In fact when they make out my check it is sent to whom it may concern. :gone: Heck where I live if I make fifteen cents the tax office wants fourteen cents of it and the federal government wants the other penny. My money is gone and I am all alone but hey if you find some that you want to contribute to my pocketbook it is open and feel free to donate. And I will write you out a receipt so you can file taxes. If you believe this then you will just have to run down the street and catch the thief that took it. But hey no sweat because it wasn't mine to begin with. Darn it the guy followed me into the bank after I robbed it. They overcharged me on my account and applied all those extra fees so they do not call it bank robbery for nothing.

rhymegirl
03-14-2005, 09:04 AM
Just a little note:

This story has ended. We wrote it 3 words at a time til we felt we found a good place for it to end.

If you want to start a new 3-word post (Begin with 3 words, then someone will add 3 more words, and so on) you can start a brand new thread under Exercises, Prompts and Games.