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seun
05-07-2007, 02:45 PM
Can someone please supply Scarlet with naked men? I'll bring the booze. We need cakes as well.
:D

Rolling Thunder
05-07-2007, 02:47 PM
How about a snooker table?

Happy Birthday, Scarlet! :D

scarletpeaches
05-07-2007, 02:47 PM
Naked men ON a snooker table? :D

Bmwhtly
05-07-2007, 02:48 PM
Naked men ON a snooker table? :D*sigh*

Alright, I'll be right down.

scarletpeaches
05-07-2007, 02:49 PM
Not you.

seun
05-07-2007, 02:51 PM
I can provide the snooker cue ;)

scarletpeaches
05-07-2007, 02:52 PM
I better get ready to go out and get my hair done. Expect photos later!

And I want this thread to be bigger than my ego by the time I return!

(And can we change the thread title to something incorporating scarletpeaches, please? There are a couple of scarlets round here and my ego doesn't allow for any confusion).

Thanks.

Right.

Get to it.

Bmwhtly
05-07-2007, 02:54 PM
And I want this thread to be bigger than my ego by the time I return!*scratches head*
Isn't that like saying "build me a house bigger than the universe"?

akiwiguy
05-07-2007, 02:54 PM
Have a great one Peaches. Here's to lots of great things happening for you in the coming year. :)

scarletpeaches
05-07-2007, 02:57 PM
I hope that's not gonna be a problem, Bmwhtly.

Bmwhtly
05-07-2007, 03:01 PM
I hope that's not gonna be a problem, Bmwhtly.Logically, I think it will.

The more folk post here just to say happy birthday, the bigger your ego will grow. It's only natural to feel good about all these people stopping in to say nice things.

But that means that however big the thread grows, your ego will keep pace.
So we can never make it bigger. How about 'as big'?

Devil Ledbetter
05-07-2007, 03:05 PM
Happy birthday to your writerly ego; may it grow to match your talents.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
05-07-2007, 03:07 PM
Happy birthday... hope the hair turns out just like you want it! :)

robeiae
05-07-2007, 03:09 PM
Is this trip really necessary?

Happy birthday, violetnectarines!

scarletpeaches
05-07-2007, 03:09 PM
Logically, I think it will.

The more folk post here just to say happy birthday, the bigger your ego will grow. It's only natural to feel good about all these people stopping in to say nice things.

But that means that however big the thread grows, your ego will keep pace.
So we can never make it bigger. How about 'as big'?

*sigh* How about just 'mahoosive'? :D

aadams73
05-07-2007, 03:10 PM
A Very Happy "Naked Joaquin and James" Birthday, Scarlet! May your day be filled with hot naked men and all the chocolate you can eat!

scarletpeaches
05-07-2007, 03:10 PM
Happy birthday... hope the hair turns out just like you want it! :)

That's the bestest thing I could hope for. :D

ScarlettLeopard
05-07-2007, 03:16 PM
(And can we change the thread title to something incorporating scarletpeaches, please? There are a couple of scarlets round here and my ego doesn't allow for any confusion)


two t's are better than one so I knew it wasn't for me (that and it being about 9 months too early) ;) but happy birthday anyway

Inky
05-07-2007, 03:25 PM
Naked men ON a snooker table? :D

How 'bout men on pogo sticks? Hey! It's the visual I'm going for....wait..Scarlet..you're in Scotland..oooooohhh..men in kilts..is it windy today, lass? 'Tis windy here in Germany...foyn thing...men + kilt + wind = ass-shot..yum yum...now all we need is a piper...er...let's not take that outa context....
HAPYY BIRTHDAY.... I know...like..1000 times is enough already, eh?

Inky
05-07-2007, 03:26 PM
A Very Happy "Naked Joaquin and James" Birthday, Scarlet! May your day be filled with hot naked men and all the chocolate you can eat!
Personally, I'd prefer eating the men and having the chocolate hot...but I'm not normal...can ye' tell?

Inky
05-07-2007, 03:28 PM
That's the bestest thing I could hope for. :D
Keep forgetting ta' tell ye' I'm coming..comming..ah hell..ARRIVING.. in Scotland again. I've spoiled my daughters and contaminated them with a love of the brogue, kilt, falconing and Greg's Bakery...yum yums....uh huh!

scarletpeaches
05-07-2007, 03:34 PM
A Very Happy "Naked Joaquin and James" Birthday, Scarlet! May your day be filled with hot naked men and all the chocolate you can eat!

Okay...now I need some 'me' time...

I'm definitely going out now! Back later peeps! :D

Cath
05-07-2007, 04:17 PM
Heh, hope your birthday is filled with sexy men. :)

Have a good one!

stormie
05-07-2007, 04:27 PM
This will keep your day bright!
http://bestsmileys.com/birthday2/4.gif

poetinahat
05-07-2007, 04:53 PM
blah blah blah scarletpeaches blah blah blah happy birthday blah blah blah genius poetry blah blah blah hellafunny and cool blah blah blah

More of the same. :D

Happy birthday, dear Scazza!

clockwork
05-07-2007, 04:56 PM
blah blah blah scarletpeaches blah blah blah happy birthday blah blah blah ok poetry blah blah blah hellafunny and cool blah blah blah

More of the same. :D

Happy birthday, dear Scazza!

Yeah, what he said. 'Cept I edited out the genius part. Happy birthday!

Haggis
05-07-2007, 05:24 PM
Happy Birthday Scarlet.

Me and the boys scraped together a little money and bought you this here present. Hope you enjoy it.

http://www.monsterparties.co.uk/uploads/images_products/2411.jpg

Soccer Mom
05-07-2007, 05:32 PM
Dearest Nichola,

I long for your touch, my godess of birthdays. By tonight, you will be mine. Bring chocolate.

Love, Joachin

robeiae
05-07-2007, 05:38 PM
Joachin Cortes (http://cache.gridskipper.com/assets/resources/2006/09/Cordelamoreria1.jpg)?

czjaba
05-07-2007, 05:47 PM
:partyguy: Happy Birthday, Scarlet Peaches!

Pat~
05-07-2007, 05:55 PM
Here's the cake I promised you--Happy Birthday, Scarletpeaches!! (This IS chocolate; that's just a little vanilla frosting there...)

http://bestsmileys.com/birthday2/2.gif

maestrowork
05-07-2007, 05:57 PM
I'm not getting near a snooker table.

Happy birthday. I've just sent you my address.

I'll be moving to a new one today.

Uncarved
05-07-2007, 05:59 PM
Happy Birthday Scarlet.

Pat~
05-07-2007, 06:03 PM
Okay, here's one that's a little MORE chocolate...

http://bestsmileys.com/birthday1/18.gif

Live it up. ;)

kristie911
05-07-2007, 06:21 PM
Happy Birthday!

Hope you have a wonderful one! :D

swvaughn
05-07-2007, 06:28 PM
Oh, hooray! It's Monday!

Happy twenty-eleventh birthday, Scarlet! May you receive something wonderful today that you didn't expect, and may it give you that fluttery feeling in the pit of your stomach. :)

scarletpeaches
05-07-2007, 06:49 PM
:snoopy: I'm blonde again! :snoopy:

scarletpeaches
05-07-2007, 06:56 PM
blah blah blah scarletpeaches blah blah blah happy birthday blah blah blah genius poetry blah blah blah hellafunny and cool blah blah blah

More of the same. :D

Happy birthday, dear Scazza!

I'm assuming you'll be emailing Thorpedo's phone number to me within the hour?


Yeah, what he said. 'Cept I edited out the genius part. Happy birthday!

Great! So you can't even think of your own post. :rant:

Never mind darling, mail me a penguin and we'll say no more about it. Maybe. :D


Dearest Nichola,

I long for your touch, my godess of birthdays. By tonight, you will be mine. Bring chocolate.

Love, Joachin

I don't care if you are a sexual animal - learn to spell! :D


I'm not getting near a snooker table.

Happy birthday. I've just sent you my address.

I'll be moving to a new one today.

Ray, stop fighting it. :kiss:

C.bronco
05-07-2007, 07:04 PM
Well, it's about time this day came! Here're some birthday accoutrements:

http://www.wordpresstutorials.com/images/promotions/sarahsbirthday06/pinata.jpg
http://elixirwines.co.uk/catalog/images/clouet_champagne.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Theater/9413/gladiator/gladiator18.jpg

writerterri
05-07-2007, 07:06 PM
Happy Birthday, Dork! :D

Shwebb
05-07-2007, 07:42 PM
Haaaaaaaaappy BIRTHday!!!

Hope it's a good one.

Jaycinth
05-07-2007, 07:44 PM
Happy Birthday.

Come to the Cabaret, the first bucket of scotch is on the house.

SpookyWriter
05-07-2007, 08:04 PM
Happy Birthday, ScarletPeaches. :partyguy:

NeuroFizz
05-07-2007, 08:06 PM
Many, many more, Nichola. And men, men more, too.

scarletpeaches
05-07-2007, 08:07 PM
Where? Lemmearrum! Lemmearrum!

davids
05-07-2007, 08:16 PM
Happy birthday pretty Scottish lady!

thethinker42
05-07-2007, 09:42 PM
Happy OneYearCloserToDeathDay. For the occasion, I've allowed Joaquin to come to your house for one hour. Pity it was while you were out having your hair done...oh well...he was NOT merciful with me when he returned. :D

scarletpeaches
05-07-2007, 10:35 PM
You're so rude to me! And after that email I sent...;)

Susie
05-07-2007, 10:47 PM
Happy Birthday, Scarlet. Hope it's the best. Here's :Cake:

Kiester
05-07-2007, 10:49 PM
Happy BDay and all that shibazz.

And for the special occasion, I built a chocolate swimming pool with duck-shaped marshmallows.

And....

A surprise guest in the shape of a Snooker player of your choice....and fourteen kegs of beer!

LET THE PARTAY BEGIN :D

scarletpeaches
05-07-2007, 10:56 PM
I nominate Neil Robertson! :D

Mom'sWrite
05-07-2007, 11:20 PM
Happy Birthday Scarlet. You make 31 look great. Take it easy on Joaquin, guys can be so fragile. You don't want to break 'em.

:D

arrowqueen
05-07-2007, 11:54 PM
http://bestsmileys.com/birthday2/9.gif

CatSlave
05-08-2007, 12:15 AM
http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Joaquin_Phoenix%20-%203%20-%20Walk_the_Line.jpg
Happy Birthday, Darlin'.
Where's the snooker table?

scarletpeaches
05-08-2007, 12:22 AM
Ding. Dong.

*I so need some me time...*

Nolita
05-08-2007, 12:53 AM
Joaquin naked (http://www.thecelebarchive.net/ca/gallery.asp?folder=/joaquin%20phoenix/)

snooker table (http://www.simplypool.co.uk/images/sov/majestic_snooker_table_550_pix.gif)

I deliver, oh yeah, happy birthday biatch :).

scarletpeaches
05-08-2007, 12:54 AM
Holy. Christ.

I mean...damn.

Jesus...

adsld asdou m;pfier poeiaeg

Oh, I do apologise, I forgot how to speak.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........................

Nolita
05-08-2007, 01:00 AM
Too bad you're not a Robbie Williams fan, there's a video where he's, well, let's just say, boys keep swingin'

Or are you a Robbie Fan? Too hairy? Too dirty? Too freakin' bad I'm linkin' ya, consider it the birthday smack!

There (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEpirYRFemk)

I better not get banned, I'm just givin' the woman what she asked for. Naked men and snooker tables. It's art. Since it's art, it's completely legit.

threedogpeople
05-08-2007, 01:03 AM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d40/threedogpeople/Guidothepoolboy.jpg

Happy Birthday to you! May all your dreams come true!

ThreeDogPeople aka Judy

Carrie in PA
05-08-2007, 01:04 AM
Happy birthday! ;)

thethinker42
05-08-2007, 01:21 AM
You're so rude to me! And after that email I sent...;)

Yeah, that DIRTY e-mail. I can't believe the things that come out of your mouth sometimes.

Anyone who's interested in what she said, drop me a PM...

Nolita
05-08-2007, 04:53 AM
*bump* so's she can haul in some more virtual loot.

Here's some more snooker (http://youtube.com/watch?v=seqPEAbyCWM)

and here's Joaquin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xETFUhP7mM) under the table(there's a lot of options).

Note the bad 90's music, and I thought I had too much time on my hands...

scarletpeaches
05-08-2007, 04:56 AM
There are so many degrees of wrongness to being aroused by photos of Joaquin Phoenix with Right Said Fred playing in the background...

tjwriter
05-08-2007, 04:58 AM
Happy birthday, you Scarlet hussy!

:partyguy:

Nolita
05-08-2007, 04:59 AM
I was laughing too hard to be aroused. Wonder what put the combo in their head.

Now if I can just find my copy of Sexy Mother Ah-OOh-Ah by Prince, or was he 0(--> at the time? Well then all bets would be off.

scarletpeaches
05-08-2007, 05:02 AM
Gett Off would be more appropriate!

Nolita
05-08-2007, 05:21 AM
But can he call you after?

scarletpeaches
05-08-2007, 05:23 AM
Only if I say he can.

Nolita
05-08-2007, 05:25 AM
Let a woman be a woman
And a man be a man

After all this build up, he better be worth the trouble

Nolita
05-08-2007, 05:27 AM
Scrolled up to check my cp(cuz I'm a dork okay), and halfway there saw the eyes, and yeah, he's worth it :P

louisgodwin
05-08-2007, 09:43 AM
Happy birthday, Scarlet!

P.H.Delarran
05-08-2007, 09:48 AM
I have a feeling you're gonna kick ass in your thirties.
Happy Birthday :)

seun
05-08-2007, 12:21 PM
So, did your bus pass arrive yet? :D

Captain Scarf
05-08-2007, 02:03 PM
Happy Birthday Scaret.

*Opens vintage port*

Who brought glasses?

aadams73
05-08-2007, 02:12 PM
Ding. Dong.

*I so need some me time...*

Are your hands pruney yet? :D

seun
05-08-2007, 03:11 PM
Are your hands pruney yet? :D

Fish fingers, anyone?

aadams73
05-08-2007, 03:17 PM
At the risk of being completely juvenile...

"Smells like fish, tastes like chicken..."

scarletpeaches
05-08-2007, 03:18 PM
Oh dear god. Why do I associate with you reprobates?

Oh, that's right...it's because real people don't like me...

aadams73
05-08-2007, 03:20 PM
Hey, we're figments of your twisted imagination. :D

scarletpeaches
05-08-2007, 03:21 PM
I wish I could make the voices shut up.

Bmwhtly
05-08-2007, 03:23 PM
I wish I could make the voices shut up.You want to make the voices stop? One word.

Tequila.

That'll shut them up. Or, at least, it works for me.

aadams73
05-08-2007, 03:24 PM
I wish I could make the voices shut up.


I think you're stuck with us, Sybil. :D

seun
05-08-2007, 03:43 PM
At the risk of being completely juvenile...

"Smells like fish, tastes like chicken..."

Best have a wash, then. :D

Perks
05-09-2007, 03:56 PM
Dammit. Did I miss your birthday bash? I think I have the hangover in spirit. But you know I wish you well, don't you?

scarletpeaches
05-09-2007, 03:58 PM
Doesn't my hair look lovely? :D *swish swish*

Perks
05-09-2007, 04:02 PM
I already told you it did, you pig.

Mine, actually, if I may say so has settled down into something kinda cool. I look like a Japanese anime character.

So - thhhhbbbbbtttt!

scarletpeaches
05-09-2007, 04:04 PM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?!

Perks
05-09-2007, 04:07 PM
Not often.