If you buzz my intercom when the snooker's on, I will cut you

Shit's goin' dahn?

When did you turn into Bob Hoskins?

I always thought you were more Babs Windsor than Bob Hoskins.

Give me a minute to get the cackle right.

I thought snooker was that thing girls have that boys want. They put that on t.v. in Scotland? Wow.

She's not really Scottish. She's from Saaaaarrrrfff Landan and she runs a gangster outfit with loads of double hard bastards.

Ahh. That explains everything.

scarletpeaches said:

So whoever that was who just tried to get into my block, bugger off, because there's snooker on the tellybox and if anyone presses my intercom button again, shit's goin' dahn.

The kind of shit that will make your blood turn to icy water and freeze in your veins and make your head explode.

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*waits till snooker is on*

*buzzes scarlet repeatedly*

BUZZ!!!

It's no surprise Peaches is enthralled with balls, long sticks, and stuffing things in pockets.

Just sayin'....

Rllgthunder said:

It's no surprise Peaches is enthralled with balls, long sticks, and stuffing things in pockets.

Just sayin'....

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She's probably really watching a porno.

Peaches... after spending half your life hanging out at "The Dundee Arms", the etiquette of the game must be bloody fascinating for you to watch. Notice for example that loss of a game is usually followed by a shake of hands, not a swift knee to the groin!

I don't even know what snooker is.

Now I know when and where to play "ding-dong-ditch" next time I'm in Dundee!

Okay, I still don't know what snooker is.

ETA: Yes, I'm too lazy to Google.

kristie911 said:

Okay, I still don't know what snooker is.

ETA: Yes, I'm too lazy to Google.

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Similar to billiards or pool. In that it's all about hitting balls with sticks around a green table and trying to get the right ball into the holes.

There's a kind of truism, that if someone is good at snooker or pool, "it's a sign of a mis-spent youth". I guess based on the idea that they must have spent their childhood learning to hustle in smokey pool-halls etc. But I've heard that used a lot... playing pool in a pub and you are playing well... someone rolls eyes, "You had a mis-spent youth".

scarletpeaches said:

So whoever that was who just tried to get into my block, bugger off, because there's snooker on the tellybox and if anyone presses my intercom button again, shit's goin' dahn.

The kind of shit that will make your blood turn to icy water and freeze in your veins and make your head explode.

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I have no idea what any of that means.

Could you translate it into American, please?