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Sassee
05-03-2007, 12:12 AM
Got any good ones? :)

Penguin Queen
05-03-2007, 12:42 AM
What a lovely full moon. Would you like to go fur a walk? :tongue


PQ, in a silly mood.

WritingDad
05-03-2007, 12:53 AM
You really bring out the animal in me! grrrrr

DeborahM
05-03-2007, 01:39 AM
Want to go for a run?

Nice fangs!

davids
05-03-2007, 01:41 AM
Hey there-you wanna come on up-we can floss together!

Silver King
05-03-2007, 01:44 AM
"You said you loved reading Kafka's The Metamorphosis? Ha! Watch this..."

davids
05-03-2007, 01:45 AM
"You said you loved reading Kafka's The Metamorphosis? Ha! Watch this..."

Now that is a freaking great line if I ever heard one-finally I get an honest and well deserved chuckle-thanks Silver!

Monkey
05-03-2007, 01:51 AM
I get 25% larger, you know...

WishWords
05-03-2007, 06:21 AM
Wanna see something really scary? Must have CCR playing in the background.

Zoombie
05-03-2007, 07:49 AM
"Sure, you could go with the vampires...but you do know they don't got no circulation, if you get what I mean..."

Werewolves are better than vampires, I say!

newmod
05-03-2007, 11:37 AM
You´d look great with a brazilian

newmod
05-03-2007, 11:41 AM
I´ve got something that´ll put hairs on your chest.

Bmwhtly
05-03-2007, 11:52 AM
The one line that's a pick-up if you're a werewolf and a fob-off if you're not:

"It's that time of the month"

Rabe
05-03-2007, 03:20 PM
You smell familiar, have we met before?

So, you an alpha or just a beta with delusions of granduer?

Is this your red riding hood?

Hey, we've got lots in common, for instance, I get all bloated and feel like killing three days a month as well!

Wanna play fetch? I'm sure I've got some balls in my pants.

<i>Kommt hier!</i>

(with admiration) You're some b*tch!

Who's a good girl then?

You're thinking...Beneful?

So, you happy to see me or...nope, wait, werecat, sorry, my mistake.

So, is that a napkin in your pocket or are you sporting a pedigree?

/end/

I'm sure there will be others...but will they be cheesier?

Rabe...

MarkEsq
05-03-2007, 05:41 PM
Please excuse me while I change into something more ferocious.

Bmwhtly
05-03-2007, 05:42 PM
I'm tired of licking my own.

Sassee
05-03-2007, 06:29 PM
You guys made me LOL at work! They're so cheesy they're awesome! :roll:

Zoombie
05-04-2007, 04:04 AM
These are good lines. I'll have to...borrow them. Yes.

Borrow. ;)

DeborahM
05-04-2007, 04:32 AM
Do you floss afterwards?

MajorDrums
05-04-2007, 04:57 AM
Make me howl, baby.

I don't need no stinkin' pants!

You. Me. In London. NOW.

scarletpeaches
05-04-2007, 04:58 AM
You give me nipples like lead bullets. Not silver ones.

Tallymark
05-04-2007, 06:58 AM
I'm a real animal in bed.

Spend the night with me and I'll have you howling with pleasure.

Come see what happens when you let this dog off his leash.

So you like alpha males, do you? Well, I'm the leader of the pack, baby.

You know what they say about men with big claws.

Wolves mate for life, baby.

You know, in the original Red Riding Hood, it wasn't the wolf's big teeth that she was so awed by.

Writer14
05-06-2007, 09:08 PM
Um...wait...

"My hair isn't the only thing that grows longer"


I think i read that already tho... @_@

Tornadoboy
05-07-2007, 05:44 PM
"Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!"

"I swear the fact that my hands are hairy is not because of what you think!"

"For the record, no I haven't been fixed!"

[Talking to Selene the vampire from the movie "Underworld"]
"Oh just admit it, that outfit is painted on"

southernwriter
05-14-2007, 07:29 AM
Haven't I bitten you somewhere before?

TsukiRyoko
05-14-2007, 07:39 AM
You're so good looking that it got my fur ruffled.

You bring out the animal in me.

ShapeSphere
05-14-2007, 08:18 AM
After seeing you I feel so much better noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

Bmwhtly
05-14-2007, 11:37 AM
Wanna go grab a beer and howl at the moon?

triceretops
05-14-2007, 12:48 PM
How 'bout a little flea dip before we get started?

Tri

ShapeSphere
05-14-2007, 01:14 PM
Hi, my name is Anthrope and I hope you will like Anthrope.

TrainofThought
05-16-2007, 06:18 AM
I realize size matters, so stick around and I’ll show you the true meaning of quantity.

Are you with the NRA, because I felt a silver bullet through my heart.

DeborahM
05-16-2007, 06:26 AM
My tongue is longer too.

TsukiRyoko
05-16-2007, 06:27 AM
Your hips are nicely curved and your waist si so slim- perfect for pup bearing.