Werewolf pickup lines

What a lovely full moon. Would you like to go fur a walk?


PQ, in a silly mood.

what a cliche

You really bring out the animal in me! grrrrr

Want to go for a run?

Nice fangs!

Hey there-you wanna come on up-we can floss together!

"You said you loved reading Kafka's The Metamorphosis? Ha! Watch this..."

Silver King said:

"You said you loved reading Kafka's The Metamorphosis? Ha! Watch this..."

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Now that is a freaking great line if I ever heard one-finally I get an honest and well deserved chuckle-thanks Silver!

I get 25% larger, you know...

Wanna see something really scary? Must have CCR playing in the background.

"Sure, you could go with the vampires...but you do know they don't got no circulation, if you get what I mean..."

Werewolves are better than vampires, I say!

You´d look great with a brazilian

I´ve got something that´ll put hairs on your chest.

The one line that's a pick-up if you're a werewolf and a fob-off if you're not:

"It's that time of the month"

You smell familiar, have we met before?

So, you an alpha or just a beta with delusions of granduer?

Is this your red riding hood?

Hey, we've got lots in common, for instance, I get all bloated and feel like killing three days a month as well!

Wanna play fetch? I'm sure I've got some balls in my pants.

<i>Kommt hier!</i>

(with admiration) You're some b*tch!

Who's a good girl then?

You're thinking...Beneful?

So, you happy to see me or...nope, wait, werecat, sorry, my mistake.

So, is that a napkin in your pocket or are you sporting a pedigree?

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I'm sure there will be others...but will they be cheesier?

Rabe...

How about...

Please excuse me while I change into something more ferocious.

I'm tired of licking my own.

These are good lines. I'll have to...borrow them. Yes.

Borrow.

Do you floss afterwards?

Make me howl, baby.

I don't need no stinkin' pants!

You. Me. In London. NOW.

You give me nipples like lead bullets. Not silver ones.

I'm a real animal in bed.

Spend the night with me and I'll have you howling with pleasure.

Come see what happens when you let this dog off his leash.

So you like alpha males, do you? Well, I'm the leader of the pack, baby.

You know what they say about men with big claws.

Wolves mate for life, baby.

You know, in the original Red Riding Hood, it wasn't the wolf's big teeth that she was so awed by.

Um...wait...

"My hair isn't the only thing that grows longer"


I think i read that already tho... @_@

"Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!"

"I swear the fact that my hands are hairy is not because of what you think!"

"For the record, no I haven't been fixed!"

[Talking to Selene the vampire from the movie "Underworld"]
"Oh just admit it, that outfit is painted on"

Haven't I bitten you somewhere before?