Give me one damn good reason why I shouldn't hate you

I don't have a cute cuddly avatar.

I make exceedingly good cakes.
Oh wait. That was Mr Kipling.

Nope, I got nothing. You may kill me.

Only if you give me one damn good reason why I should give a shit if you hate me.

I don't have one. Hate away!

Because I have chocolate and I'm willing to share?

scarletpeaches said:

Death to seun.

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Oh, bugger.

I'm 30 next birthday. I'm not in a rush to get there.

scarletpeaches said:

seun's "Oh bugger," made me laugh, so there's a change to my list.

Those who may be allowed to live:
rllgthunder
Pagey's Girl
seun

Those who are about to die - salute me:
Carrie in PA
Ol' Fashioned Girl

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It's good to be alive.

scarletpeaches said:

I'm 31 on Monday. You just changed again, buster.

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What about if I offer you the bumps...and not in a rude way?

seun said:

What about if I offer you the bumps...and not in a rude way?

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She only likes it in the rude way.

scarletpeaches said:

31 bumps is a lot. I'd end up brain damaged.

Don't say it.

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You'd have to keep your head still.

Because with one phone call to the Dundee Daily Telegraph, I can expose your human interest story (for which you were so handsomely paid) as an elaborate fraud based on one beef boil-in-bag cellotaped to your waist....

Need I say more?

'Cause, although I think you're current avatar is lovely, I thought your last one oozed sexy! And, 'cause I don't give a damn if you hate me either way.

I don't give a flying fart if you hate me or not. So there.

aadams73 said:

I don't give a flying fart if you hate me or not. So there.

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I spy potential for a cat fight

Because I can think of a dozen clever ways to use either "Purefoy" or "Buttsex" in a rep point.

I'm thinking that hating me is the proper thing to do.

Because now that I have a low whistle, I'm an essential at any Irish Pub worth its shamrocks.