That is so not true, Derek. I'm saddened that you don't remember, you and me, all alone in the mod room that one time...
Oh, you mean "Blindfold Day"? Wait, that was
you? I thought it was Mac's butt!
Aw, poor Derek.
Here's a proposition. Want to work on a screenplay together?
I wouldn't wish me upon my worst enemy, if I had one. What, you have aspirations in that direction? (Stupid question -- doesn't everyone?) Do tell.
I think you need to make 5k before you get to join Ray's harem...although I'm not sure that's what dpaterso's looking for.
My virginity's safe for another 2,000 posts! Sweet!
Maybe you need to start using an avatar of you in your Speedo.
Getting my other half to hold the camera steady while taking the pic could be a problem. Explaining why would be a death sentence.
If you had a cute kitty avatar you may have better luck, Derek.
Oh what I'd give for a clay pigeon launcher, a shotgun, and a wriggling sackful of kittens.
C'mere, bigboy!
(Maryn pulls Derek forward by the necktie.)
Whassa matter? Don'tcha (hic!) like me?
Maryn, easy
Hey, no tongues! Mmm, tequila? And... strawberry cheesecake? And... last Tuesday's pizza? I bet Dustin Hoffman never had this problem.
Congrats, dpat. I'd proposition you, but I just don't swing that way. Sorry.
It's the thought that counts. Please, no more nekkid pics, enough's enough.
Watch out for Peaches, she has guys in a dungeon.
They should'a paid more attention to the
ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER sign above the door.
-Derek
