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...and pray to the Patron Saint of Weddings, and the Almighty Goddess of Photography, and ask that they watch over me tomorrow:
And yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of crappy lighting, I will have faith that you will bestowest upon me unfailing guidance to and from my destination, with five intact and inflated tires (including the spare, of course), and a gas tank that doesn't runneth dry.
Let those whom I photograph forgive me my ill-timed camera flashes, as I will forgive them their rules against flash photography. Let autofocus not fail, let the shutter be not jammed, and let the tripod not clatter distractingly upon the tile and cause me to receive ill looks from the dearly beloved. Have mercy upon this humble taker of pictures, and let not the rain utterly fuck up any chances I have at really nice outdoor group portraits. Let not the bride be bitchy, let not the groom be drunk, and let not in-laws quarrel while in mine frame. Watch over me, and protect me from the evils of droppage, malfunctions, miscalculations, and shitty weather.
Amen.
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Tomorrow is my first ever legitimate, paid wedding.
I'm probably as nervous as the bride.
And yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of crappy lighting, I will have faith that you will bestowest upon me unfailing guidance to and from my destination, with five intact and inflated tires (including the spare, of course), and a gas tank that doesn't runneth dry.
Let those whom I photograph forgive me my ill-timed camera flashes, as I will forgive them their rules against flash photography. Let autofocus not fail, let the shutter be not jammed, and let the tripod not clatter distractingly upon the tile and cause me to receive ill looks from the dearly beloved. Have mercy upon this humble taker of pictures, and let not the rain utterly fuck up any chances I have at really nice outdoor group portraits. Let not the bride be bitchy, let not the groom be drunk, and let not in-laws quarrel while in mine frame. Watch over me, and protect me from the evils of droppage, malfunctions, miscalculations, and shitty weather.
Amen.
****
Tomorrow is my first ever legitimate, paid wedding.
I'm probably as nervous as the bride.