*sob! choke!*

It is with the deepest regrets that I express my condolences for your hangnail. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the eyebrows of whomever is responsible for inflicting such a grievous injury upon your person.

A lot, of course, depends on the ethnicity of your hangnail and the race of the person who offended it.

BenPanced said:

Sanjay's no longer on American Idol.

Rosie's leaving The View.

Heather's not on Dancing with the Stars.

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"In a startling turn of events, THREE of the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse turned around and ran screaming back from whence they came..."

You know everything happens in three's. **uh oh**

Rosie's leaving all ready? Darn.


All I know is I'm going to be sad when House is off the air. Oh, and Lost. And all the crime dramas.


All the good reality shows are getting ready to close.

aspiringwriter said:

You know everything happens in three's. **uh oh**

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In sets of three's as well.

writerterri said:

All I know is I'm going to be sad when House is off the air.

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I'm so glad they air enough reruns to keep me satisfied til next seeason...especially since I missed the first two seasons, so I haven't seen all the reruns...I LOVE THAT SHOW.

Poor widdle Benny. C'mere. Mummy bake you some nice choco-PHENTERMINE cookies laced with valium. All better.

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Y'know, I don't sense the level of sympathy I so richly deserve. Where are swvaugh and Maryn again?

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*looks at hangnail*

Man, that sucks.

Better?

A hangnail? Looks like we'll have to amputate! Nurse, get me the chainsaw...

Here's a hammer. You want anesthesia?

Pagey's_Girl said:

A hangnail? Looks like we'll have to amputate! Nurse, get me the chainsaw...

Here's a hammer. You want anesthesia?

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Oh honestly, he doesn't need anesthesia. We'll just burn it off....*dons welding mask and lights torch* Hold him steady now...

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Anesthesia? Hang on a sec...

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LMAO!!

*fires up torch again* Ok...he's out...somebody hold him still...this might wake him up...

Right there with ya, Lori!

Soccer Mom said:

Right there with ya, Lori!

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We don't need a chainsaw, I've got a badass oxy-acetylene torch. Couple seconds with this baby, and no more hangnail.

Who would even think of kicking off Heather Mills? She was awesome. I really enjoyed that show because of her. Sigh. Not much for AI though.

Heroes is ending. Which abosolutely stinks. When will I see Masi Oka again? Maybe he'll come on the big screen soon. Least The Office isn't ending.

Dorks.

lastlight said:

Who would even think of kicking off Heather Mills? She was awesome. I really enjoyed that show because of her. Sigh. Not much for AI though.

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*snort* I'm so going to hell for this...I started giggling uncontrollably when I saw how you worded that...

writerterri said:

All the good reality shows are getting ready to close.

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Isn't that kind of like saying, "By next year, there will be no purple unicorns"?

poetinahat said:

Isn't that kind of like saying, "By next year, there will be no purple unicorns"?

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Wait...

...are you...

...are you saying...there won't...


be any purple unicorns...next year???

*lower lip trembles apprehensively*

Me? No 'm! I, um, just heard this rumour: out-of-work loggers, black-market powdered horn, PHENTERMINE shortages....

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go. Got to get the serial number off this shotgun, and ditch this hacksaw.

poetinahat said:

Me? No 'm! I, um, just heard this rumour: out-of-work loggers, black-market powdered horn, PHENTERMINE shortages....

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go. Got to get the serial number off this shotgun, and ditch this hacksaw.

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Liar. The unicorns really ARE going to disappear by next year, aren't they???