Help me find out what turns me on

Lantern Jack · Apr 24, 2007

The May issue of Cosmo is out. I was passing it on the shelf at Target today and one of the articles listed on the cover was, "What your man craves in bed: Find out the trait 80% of men find sexy". I want to know what that trait is, but I can't be seen reading Cosmo at work, or even buying it, even if I say it's for Celia. Could someone who reads Cosmo tell me what it is? My curiosity is consuming me.

By the way, as a bit of an aside, I passed an entire endcap of these today, as well. This is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen, and I'm one of the great apologists of Potterdom...

Will Lavender · Apr 24, 2007

"What your man craves in bed: Find out the trait 80% of men find sexy".

Bicuriosity, maybe?

dclary · Apr 24, 2007

Didn't we already rule out "tarantula porn while naked supermodels watch?"

McDuff · Apr 24, 2007

"Being an attractive woman willing to have sex with you"?

Joe270 · Apr 24, 2007

The ability to procure a twelve-pack of really good Austrailian lager and a large sicilian pepperoni pizza in thiry minutes or less, 80% of guys really get turned on by that trait.

limitedtimeauthor · Apr 24, 2007

I'll take a guess: it's probably "confidence" or something about making the first move. But I don't read Cosmo (I'd be too embarassed to be seen buying it too!), so that's just a wild guess.

Bartholomew · Apr 25, 2007

SpookyWriter said:
2.) Men don't typically read Cosmo.

I read Cosmo. I wasn't really aware that this was a gender-bender thing.

swvaughn · Apr 25, 2007

No Cosmo here... sorry...

But damn. It took me a minute to figure out that image is not a poster for a website, but a freakin' book cover. That is just disgusting! And I'll bet it's selling like crazy, too. Sheesh. *gag*

akiwiguy · Apr 25, 2007

Will Lavender said:
"What your man craves in bed: Find out the trait 80% of men find sexy".

Bicuriosity, maybe?

Wheew, nice for me to know that it's the other 20% that are bit unusual then!

Actually it would be interesting to have a poll and see how it agrees with the original. I would think for me something like "Confidence in their own sexuality" if that makes sense.

NeuroFizz · Apr 25, 2007

Lantern Jack said:
"What your man craves in bed: Find out the trait 80% of men find sexy".

Friction (not fiction)

Bmwhtly · Apr 25, 2007

Jack the Lad said:
Help me find out what turns me on

"For he who has to ask, no answer would suffice."

In other words; That's Celia's Job.

PattiTheWicked · Apr 25, 2007

Yep. I don't think any of us want to be known as The One Who Helped LanternJack Find His Kink."

Maryn · Apr 25, 2007

PattiTheWicked said:
Yep. I don't think any of us want to be known as The One Who Helped LanternJack Find His Kink."

Depends. Is there money in it?

Maryn, low bank balance

davids · Apr 25, 2007

Allowing me to count the hairs on the back of their head

Angelinity · Apr 25, 2007

davids said:
Allowing me to count the hairs on the back of their head

...that could take a while... or not -- as the case may be :tongue

Angelinity · Apr 25, 2007

a good ol' pal of mine says '...it's simply T&A, dahling...' (he ain't gay).

davids · Apr 25, 2007

Angelinity said:
...that could take a while... or not -- as the case may be

the longer the better dear Ily-the longer the better!

Bmwhtly · Apr 25, 2007

davids said:
Allowing me to count the hairs on the back of their head

Davids, are you dating bald women? or is she in a coma?

davids · Apr 25, 2007

Bmwhtly said:
Davids, are you dating bald women? or is she in a coma?

Hell I hope not-if I am counting I am-well-enjoying myself? Think about it BM-it'll come to you! Oh I think I spelled come incorrectly-sorry!

Angelinity · Apr 25, 2007

davids; Quote: [I said:
Allowing me to count the hairs on the back of their head[/I]

...actually, that's rather erotic

davids · Apr 25, 2007

Angelinity said:
...actually, that's rather erotic

Spoken directly from the heart of a truly erotic woman-thank you for the love and understanding!!!!

Lantern Jack · Apr 25, 2007

There's another article in the mag I dearly want to check out:

"How to climax together: The sure-fire way to get the both of you off at the same time!"

scarletpeaches · Apr 25, 2007

I would have thought having sex would be more of a help there, rather than reading about it...

Help me find out what turns me on

Lantern Jack

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Will Lavender

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dclary

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McDuff

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Bartholomew

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NeuroFizz

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Maryn

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Angelinity

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Bmwhtly

Yes, I'm back.

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Angelinity

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Lantern Jack

My kitten knows kung-fu!

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