Are You the Dog - Or the Hydrant?

A little puppy humour sent to me this morning....

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" -- unknown

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." -- Gene Hill

"In dog years, I'm dead." -- Unknown

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." -- Aldous Huxley

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." -- Robert Benchley

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." -- Sue Murphy

"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." -- Fran Lebowitz

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul--chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -- Anne Tyler

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." -- Joe Weinstein

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." -- unknown

:rofl I love these!

I feed mine Pro Plan dry food. It's the expensive spread, but the portions are less than the cereal-filled cheaper brands. You also wind up with less poop to scoop.

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Those were puppy pix. She's on her third seat harness now, and weighs in just short of 70 pounds. Most times I put her in the passenger seat. Since she sits up as tall as a human she gets a lot of double takes from drivers and pedestrians--I think they see a tall blonde on the first take. She also gets professional grooming every two months. My wife gets pissed because the dog has a larger grooming bill than she does. Yeah, guess I'm a hydrant.

A hydrant is in many ways

A symbol for a lot of sprays

The one thing that it's yet consigned to

Is something one would start to whine to






Until now.