I get a kick out of answering the phone in odd ways.
These are best reserved for unsolicited {EG, sales} phone calls:
City Morgue, you Frag'em, we Bag 'em. Would you like paper or plastic today?
Hello, Caller, You're on the Air!
Den of Thieves. Password Please?
These are best reserved for unsolicited {EG, sales} phone calls:
I'm impressed, Detective, you've found your way this far. Now, Simon Says that that garbage bin in the alley next to you is filled with explosives. You have five minutes. {Click.}
Ok, good. Now bring the money in, ONE PERSON ONLY, and leave it by the potted plant. Damnit! Damn you! {Make something crash.} I SAID ONLY ONE PERSON! Say goodbye to the hostages. {Click}
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