I hate it when my fur gets wet. I avoid it like the plague.
Then you should probably quit rolling around in the pie.
Depends what the dead things areAfter I roll in the pie, I roll in dead things. It evens out.
Okay, I'll say it:
Male writers only wash their hair for A) photographs and B)
...nevermind. Male writers only wash their hair for photographs.
I, uh, started washing my hair every day, as opposed to every three days, and now, um, all the bugs are dead and I feel so very alone.
...but, yes, in the interest of science, I wash my hair every day, when I can afford shampoo. **Nodnod**
WHY AREN'T THE GUYS ANSWERING?
Only after I have sex.
You only wash your hair once a year?
Ick.