My heart has been shattered

TsukiRyoko · Apr 19, 2007

I'm writing this on a cold, rat infested porch. My lovely thinker, my precious Lori, has kicked me out again, and will not let me use her facilities. And now she has no one to help clean up the mess of confetti, dead clowns, and balloons that I left on her living room floor.

Help me get back my love, and please use the Mind Eraser (you can purchase one on e-bay) to make her forget that I'm actually just using her for her lovin's.

Sorry Lori, I couldn't resist.

Soccer Mom · Apr 19, 2007

Didn't I tell you what you happen if you mixed PHENTERMINE and eggplant and then watched Orlando Bloom?

:sigh:

TsukiRyoko · Apr 19, 2007

Soccer Mom said:
Didn't I tell you what you happen if you mixed PHENTERMINE and eggplant and then watched Orlando Bloom?

:sigh:

I'm sorry, Mom.

SpookyWriter · Apr 19, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
I'm writing this on a cold, rat infested porch. My lovely thinker, my precious Lori, has kicked me out again, and will not let me use her facilities. And now she has no one to help clean up the mess of confetti, dead clowns, and balloons that I left on her living room floor.

Help me get back my love, and please use the Mind Eraser (you can purchase one on e-bay) to make her forget that I'm actually just using her for her lovin's.

Sorry Lori, I couldn't resist.

I'm thinking that Lori is cooking up something as I write this response. Deated rats maybe? Or she is busy stripping the clowns to resell their possessions for beer money.

Tornadoboy · Apr 19, 2007

Just speaking as a hamster, try asking the rats for creative inspiration, they can be quite clever at times!

Now please excuse me, I've got the urge to go and stuff my cheeks again.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Apr 20, 2007

Soccer Mom said:
Didn't I tell you what you happen if you mixed PHENTERMINE and eggplant and then watched Orlando Bloom?

:sigh:

This time, it was NOT all my fault.

thethinker42 · Apr 20, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
I'm writing this on a cold, rat infested porch. My lovely thinker, my precious Lori, has kicked me out again, and will not let me use her facilities. And now she has no one to help clean up the mess of confetti, dead clowns, and balloons that I left on her living room floor.

Help me get back my love, and please use the Mind Eraser (you can purchase one on e-bay) to make her forget that I'm actually just using her for her lovin's.

Sorry Lori, I couldn't resist.

Yeah. And being out in the cold will hopefully teach you a lesson, biatch.

You'll be cleaning up the confetti and dead clowns this weekend after they've had a chance to fester.

Susie · Apr 20, 2007

Gee, Tsuki, sure hope it all works out well and you can get back in to use the bathroom! :Hug2:

BenPanced · Apr 20, 2007

If it gets bad enough, climb in through her bedroom window and pee on her mattress.

TsukiRyoko · Apr 20, 2007

thethinker42 said:
Yeah. And being out in the cold will hopefully teach you a lesson, biatch.

It has, Lori. It really has. I've learned a very important lesson today (rat's can't eat antifreeze either), and many smaller lessons that I won't soon forget (rusty nail hurts food, don't pee next to anrgy-looking snake, newspaper keeps you warm!)

thethinker42 said:
You'll be cleaning up the confetti and dead clowns this weekend after they've had a chance to fester.

...So, you're letting me back in the house? *hopeful*

TsukiRyoko · Apr 20, 2007

BenPanced said:
If it gets bad enough, climb in through her bedroom window and pee on her mattress.

Good idea! I can blame in on the ghosts if she asks!

CBeasy · Apr 20, 2007

I'll bet those poor ghosts get blamed for all sorts of unholy things

TsukiRyoko · Apr 20, 2007

CBeasy said:
I'll bet those poor ghosts get blamed for all sorts of unholy things

You have no idea. But, at least the neighbors don't think it's weird to hear a chainsaw, thumping, a hose running, smacking, screaming, and explosions at the same time anymore.

writerterri · Apr 20, 2007

Did I miss something good?

TsukiRyoko · Apr 20, 2007

writerterri said:
Did I miss something good?

Yup. Lori kicked me out again. Oh, what a sad feeling this is.

Check out the last few pages of the S'il vous plait thread.

writerterri · Apr 20, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
Yup. Lori kicked me out again. Oh, what a sad feeling this is.

Check out the last few pages of the S'il vous plait thread.

That Lori. Can't smite her, can't live without her...being on our tails.

I'm off! My rocker!

thethinker42 · Apr 20, 2007

BenPanced said:
If it gets bad enough, climb in through her bedroom window and pee on her mattress.

Last time she did that, I tied her to a chair and made her listen to a scratched Backstreet Boys CD for 7 hours straight.

I assure you, she WON'T do it again...

thethinker42 · Apr 20, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
...So, you're letting me back in the house? *hopeful*

Only to clean.

And then we'll play it by ear.

thethinker42 · Apr 20, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
You have no idea. But, at least the neighbors don't think it's weird to hear a chainsaw, thumping, a hose running, smacking, screaming, and explosions at the same time anymore.

Oh, the neighbors have been accustomed to that since my husband and I moved in. I think they're just glad that SOME of the noise has been curtailed since he went to sea...

thethinker42 · Apr 20, 2007

writerterri said:
Did I miss something good?

NO. You missed something BAD.

Tsuki's a cheating whore. AND she messed up my living room.

TsukiRyoko · Apr 20, 2007

thethinker42 said:
NO. You missed something BAD.

Tsuki's a cheating whore. AND she messed up my living room.

But-

I love you.

Your husband shouldn't come between us, right? If it's true lurveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, then....

TsukiRyoko · Apr 20, 2007

thethinker42 said:
Oh, the neighbors have been accustomed to that since my husband and I moved in. I think they're just glad that SOME of the noise has been curtailed since he went to sea...

Whenever the noise stops, someone always comes over to ask if we're alright or need a ride to hospital. We're obviously trying to sleep, we've been up all night with a bloody chainsaw. Don't they have any sense?

TsukiRyoko · Apr 20, 2007

thethinker42 said:
Last time she did that, I tied her to a chair and made her listen to a scratched Backstreet Boys CD for 7 hours straight.

I assure you, she WON'T do it again...

*shudders* What horrid memories....

writerterri · Apr 20, 2007

thethinker42 said:
NO. You missed something BAD.

Tsuki's a cheating whore. AND she messed up my living room.

Oh, my!

thethinker42 · Apr 20, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
But-

I love you. Your husband shouldn't come between us, right? If it's true lurveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, then....

Whatever.

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