Are the kids watching?

Stop taking pictures of my kids, Spooks.

What in the name of all that is colorful and swirly and freakish IS that? And I thought Teletubbies were scary...

I have no kids. That's why I can sit around the house naked whenever I feel like it, or bring parakeets home whenever I want. My cats look at me a little strangely, but I'm not traumatizing any kids, so no harm, no fowl (except the parakeets...).

thethinker42 said:

I have no kids. That's why I can sit around the house naked whenever I feel like it, or bring parakeets home whenever I want. My cats look at me a little strangely, but I'm not traumatizing any kids, so no harm, no fowl (except the parakeets...).

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Sitting around the house naked is wonderful, but when you have a house full of people, it's not very appreciated.... Be happy that you can have some solice in your naked splendor.

There's a wierd children's programme over here called 'The Boobas' where coloured blobs walk around and appear to hump each other.

SpookyWriter said:

Just be careful what you eat or what you do. Because the kids are watching you.

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Not to worry, they're lying around in a drunken stupor from all that Jack Daniels I gave them. It's amazing how low the alcohol tolerence is for an eight year old.

TsukiRyoko said:

Sitting around the house naked is wonderful, but when you have a house full of people, it's not very appreciated.... Be happy that you can have some solice in your naked splendor.

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Oh indeed, when you live alone, it is NICE. When I had a houseful of people (we had a roommate with 4 kids for about 6 weeks, plus my husband was still home...7 people, 1 bathroom...yay...), I couldn't do ANYTHING. No walking down to the kitchen naked to get food. No watching pornos in the living room. No loud...um....loudness.

This uninterrupted nudity will be missed when I have kids. Or when my husband is home. Not that I can't be naked when he's home, but if he's home and I"m naked, I'm not likely to get much done...

Parkinsonsd said:

Not to worry, they're lying around in a drunken stupor from all that Jack Daniels I gave them. It's amazing how low the alcohol tolerence is for an eight year old.

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*wonders what the alcohol tolerance is for a pug...*

i'm watching you guys...

dancingandflying said:

i'm watching you guys...

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Oh yeah? HOw many fingers am I holding up?

thethinker42 said:

Oh yeah? HOw many fingers am I holding up?

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I suspect it's just the one.

see, i'm so small i can fit into the smallest of spaces. so if you guys have spaces larger than a 1/4 of an inch, you might want to cover them up.

otherwise, you'll just see the shadow of my face cast against the wall because i'm always there.


ha ha ha. scared you guys pretty bad, huh?

d and f.

Parkinsonsd said:

I suspect it's just the one.

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Damn...am I getting THAT predictable???

dancingandflying said:

see, i'm so small i can fit into the smallest of spaces. so if you guys have spaces larger than a 1/4 of an inch, you might want to cover them up.

otherwise, you'll just see the shadow of my face cast against the wall because i'm always there.


ha ha ha. scared you guys pretty bad, huh?

d and f.

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It's a good thing you're female. Most guys wouldn't brag about being able to fit into a space "larger than a 1/4 of an inch".

Captain Scarf said:

There's a wierd children's programme over here called 'The Boobas' where coloured blobs walk around and appear to hump each other.

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We get it here, too, and it is weird. They make strange noises, too.

thethinker42 said:

It's a good thing you're female. Most guys wouldn't brag about being able to fit into a space "larger than a 1/4 of an inch".

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meh. i was thinking about this article i read on mice this morning and how you need to cover spaces any larger than a 1/4 of an inch. not saying i'm a mouse, of course.

d and f.

Captain Scarf said:

There's a wierd children's programme over here called 'The Boobas' where coloured blobs walk around and appear to hump each other.

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Okay, that is disturbing.

The freaky Teletubbies sun still weirds me out, though. So does Tinky Winky's... er, magic bag.

No they're not.

swvaughn said:

Okay, that is disturbing.

The freaky Teletubbies sun still weirds me out, though. So does Tinky Winky's... er, magic bag.

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Another show I find terribly strange is called "Oobi." The characters are people's hands with eyes taped to the top. It's like when you pretend to "talk" with your hands. It's just strange. Tessa liked it for a while, but not now, thank goodness. And, we avoided the whole Barney mania by never allowing her to watch Barney or own anything Barney related. She is crazy about Dora the Explorer and Curious George, though.

When I have kids, I'm making them watch CSI and anything on Comedy Central. Might as well get them started early, no?

SpookyWriter said:

Depends on what you want them to get started on early? Future funny serial killers?

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That would be ideal, yes.

This is weird. I have a family. I'm the youngest of four siblings, with a stay at home Mom and a fulltime working Dad.