And the next one who mistakes me for one, I'm going Captain Clobber on their keister!
I started working at Target on January 3rd. To date, I have been:
called a dyke 7 times
ma'amed 357 times
young lady-ed 256 times
miss-ed 323 times
honeyed 125 times
little missed 15 times
called a woman 95 times
called a girl 47 times
asked for tampon advice 3 times
asked perfume advice 15 times
asked moisturizer advice 7 times
asked my opinion of female apparel 27 times
And the thing that really twists my testicles...I...have..testicles!
I'M A FREAKIN' DUDE!
I have an Adam's apple! I have stubble! I have testosterones! I pick my bodily orifices in public! My...my...nipples are tiny!
I was in the break room when I discovered, to my utter dismay, half my co-workers think I'm a lady!
Oh, the humanity! Oh, the womanity!
I started working at Target on January 3rd. To date, I have been:
called a dyke 7 times
ma'amed 357 times
young lady-ed 256 times
miss-ed 323 times
honeyed 125 times
little missed 15 times
called a woman 95 times
called a girl 47 times
asked for tampon advice 3 times
asked perfume advice 15 times
asked moisturizer advice 7 times
asked my opinion of female apparel 27 times
And the thing that really twists my testicles...I...have..testicles!
I'M A FREAKIN' DUDE!
I have an Adam's apple! I have stubble! I have testosterones! I pick my bodily orifices in public! My...my...nipples are tiny!
I was in the break room when I discovered, to my utter dismay, half my co-workers think I'm a lady!
Oh, the humanity! Oh, the womanity!