Jings! My neighbours are heid-nippers!

LOL on sitting a certain way on the vibrating floor... I wouldn't kill 'em SP. The cops frown on killing neighbors. Too bad, huh. Try something non-violent like banging your broom on your floor and yell, "Turn off your f*ckin' music!"'

If you have hardwood floors, you could take up tap dancing... or flamenco (isn't there a lot of foot stomping in flamenco?)

If not, maybe learn the "Mexican Hat Dance"...

My neighbors play their damn Ranchero at the top volume possible from their CARS, which are parked just under my office window.

Just beat them to death in the most bloody, over-the-top way you can...it makes it easier to claim temporary insanity.

scarletpeaches said:

If I have to listen to their choice of music even ONCE more, I will kill them.

BUT HOW???

The vibrating floors is quite nice if I sit a certain way though...

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Vibrating floors-now there an alternative to a ribbed zuccini.

Sarcasm might be a choice-but then again they would have to be intelligent enough to understand your wit and therefore respond by expiring. Hmmm-hire hit people? No that always comes back on you somehow. Cement their doorway shut while they are either in or out? contact your version of social services? If they are Catholic you could always have them ex communicated for having poor taste in music and fouling the air with unsaintly wysteria. Poison pen notes-no that probably could be added to the sarcasm method. Seems you have quite a problem Scarlet. Cut off their fingers? Elecricity? Do they have a licence-aha! BTHOOM sorry!

Peaches, you are upstairs, you win. Don't resort to murder, simply loosen a waterline in your bathroom or under your sink where it will do the least damage to your unit and the max damage to theirs.

The go out for a few pints.

Joe270 said:

Peaches, you are upstairs, you win. Don't resort to murder, simply loosen a waterline in your bathroom or under your sink where it will do the least damage to your unit and the max damage to theirs.

The go out for a few pints.

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Perfect answer.

Lock thread.

Drill a hole in the floor. Use it as a toilet. Trust me, they'll get the hint.

You need two recordings going at once, the first is Exile blaring "Kiss You All Over" with a massive speaker pointed straight to the floor. The second is the recording of a cow mooing, blaring from your bedroom.

Crank them both up at three in the morning, and clop around your place with clogs that sound like cow hooves.

At least it'll give them something to think about.

Fingers said:

I know, this is way too easy, but have gone down and ASKED them to turn it down? How about talking to your apartment manager and asking them to talk to the neighbors?

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Yeah, like that'll ever work.


I like the hole in the floor thing best.

One of the neighborhood teens (spawn of the a$$holes that lived next door to me) used to park in front of my house, windows open, music blaring and hang out for what seemed like hours. My theory at the time was that their parents had put them up to it. Anyway, this went on a couple of Friday nights in a row until I decided that I had had enough.

I loaded a Cecillia Bartoli (operatic arias) CD into my stereo, opened the windows on the front of my house and cranked up the volume. It only took about 1 minute before they had taken their party somewhere else. Next week they were back and I did the same thing, they only lasted about 30 seconds. Interestingly enough, they didn't come back after that.

Language please. I changed the thread title - please be more conscious of the overall membership that will have to read the thread titles everytime they visit the site. Thanks.

I had that downstairs neighbor problem once, years ago. The manager wouldn't do anything, so I put my stereo speakers on the floor, face down, then played Bagpipe CD's.

Loudly.

Gregorian Chants. German Opera. Works every time.

scarletpeaches said:

Righto.

But Dawno - PEEVED? I'm a Scot! I'd never say peeved!

How about...Jings! My neighbours are heid-nippers?

Pwease?

I'll post kittens. Pwomise.

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Ok. I'll edit ... after I check to see if "Jings" is ok

*snicker*

Dawno said jings!

MidnightMuse said:

*snicker*

Dawno said jings!

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I looked it up!

scarletpeaches said:

For Dawno: (picture deleted to save space)

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Thank you - it's adorable!