Need ideas for an EXECUTION...

thethinker42 · Apr 11, 2007

Our fax machine at work has finally been replaced. It has been the bane of my existence for nigh on 3 years.

Tonight, it goes into the trunk of my car. This weekend, it will be destroyed. (Yes, I was inspired by "Office Space")

I have a slegehammer, a paintball gun, and a pick ax. Any other ideas? I probably should keep explosions, gunfire, flames, and related excitement to a minimum, only because there's nowhere I can go that's outside of city limits to take care of this. That, and the cops are a little jumpy around here because we've had problems with gunfire in the area. Also, there will be people walking past my house on their way to church (yes, I live between two churches) on Sunday, so any kind of legal-but-funny spectacle is an added bonus.

A friend will be taking pictures, of course.

C'mon folks, let's hear your ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!

scarletpeaches · Apr 11, 2007

Do a big poo on it.

alleycat · Apr 11, 2007

Nothing beats a catapult toss. Preferably aimed at the office supply company that furnished the fax machine in the first place.

thethinker42 · Apr 11, 2007

scarletpeaches said:
Do a big poo on it.

Yeah, the churchgoers would LOVE that...

SpookyWriter · Apr 11, 2007

thethinker42 said:
I have a slegehammer, a paintball gun, and a pick ax.

Those sound a lot like my dating tools.

Wanna go out sometime?

thethinker42 · Apr 11, 2007

alleycat said:
Nothing beats a catapult toss. Preferably aimed at the office supply company that furnished the fax machine in the first place.

Well, it's made by Canon, and one of their factories is right up freeway, oddly enough...but I think that would be considered an act of terrorism.

Hmmm, a small catapult from one end of my yard to the other, though...THAT's an idea...

thethinker42 · Apr 11, 2007

SpookyWriter said:
Those sound a lot like my dating tools.

Hmmm, I preferred a .44 magnum and a box of condoms, but to each their own. Flattered by the offer, but my husband might object.

Jaycinth · Apr 11, 2007

Dismemberment.

Take it apart piece by piece and deliver the parts to the office supply company.

scarletpeaches · Apr 11, 2007

Acid bath?

alleycat · Apr 11, 2007

Put it in cement and drop it in the nearest river.

Or bury it . . . and hold a service for its passing. Maybe put up a little tombstone.

tourdeforce · Apr 11, 2007

Stuff some bread into the paper feeder and bring it in to the returns counter at Bed, Bath and Beyond and tell them that your toaster doesn't work.

SpookyWriter · Apr 11, 2007

tourdeforce said:
Stuff some bread into the paper feeder and bring it in to the returns counter at Bed, Bath and Beyond and tell them that your toaster doesn't work.

billythrilly7th · Apr 11, 2007

thethinker42 said:
C'mon folks, let's hear your ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anger managment classes.

www.angercoach.com

JoeEkaitis · Apr 11, 2007

Stuff it with bacon and leave it where a grizzly can find it.

alleycat · Apr 11, 2007

Leave it in an open car trunk in a bad neighborhood and film it as someone steals it . . .

Just be sure to remove your jack beforehand.

alleycat · Apr 11, 2007

Attached it to your mailbox and when anyone asks, tell them it's a new service offered by the post office . . . instead of delivering your mail, they just fax it.

tourdeforce · Apr 11, 2007

tourdeforce said:
Stuff some bread into the paper feeder and bring it in to the returns counter at Bed, Bath and Beyond and tell them that your toaster doesn't work.

It also helps if you wear grey sweatpants and pee yourself while you do this.

Jaycinth · Apr 11, 2007

Put it in a box and mail it to the Black and Decker corporate office in Florida.

Fingers · Apr 11, 2007

thethinker42 said:
Our fax machine at work has finally been replaced. It has been the bane of my existence for nigh on 3 years.

Tonight, it goes into the trunk of my car. This weekend, it will be destroyed. (Yes, I was inspired by "Office Space")

I have a slegehammer, a paintball gun, and a pick ax. Any other ideas? I probably should keep explosions, gunfire, flames, and related excitement to a minimum, only because there's nowhere I can go that's outside of city limits to take care of this. That, and the cops are a little jumpy around here because we've had problems with gunfire in the area. Also, there will be people walking past my house on their way to church (yes, I live between two churches) on Sunday, so any kind of legal-but-funny spectacle is an added bonus.

A friend will be taking pictures, of course.

C'mon folks, let's hear your ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since youve ruled out firearms (insanity) how about hanging it from a tree branch like a pinata and charge people 25 cents a whack? You get rid of the offending piece of garbage, have fun at the same time, and maybe make enough to buy some ice cream or cookies. Dont forget safety goggles for those who have a quarter.

SpookyWriter · Apr 11, 2007

Donate it to the Army so they can use it to request more troops for Iraq.

PattiTheWicked · Apr 11, 2007

A trebuchet will get you more distance than a catapult.

The Scip · Apr 11, 2007

I dropped a television onto a fire-hydrant from about 30 feet up once, that was VERY fun...

tourdeforce · Apr 11, 2007

That was you?

Kentuk · Apr 11, 2007

Public Stoning.

Soccer Mom · Apr 11, 2007

Patti beat me to it.

Say it with me....Trebuchet.

It's fun to say and funner to do.

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