TODAY IS THE DAY! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

Oh good lord...please let her be kidding.

The baby won't know--too young. The world will know--bless their shallow little souls.

I think it is J.Edgar Hover.

I repeat...

Oh good lord...please let her be kidding.

Jimmy Hoffa!

Oh wait. I'm pretty sure it won't be that Stern guy, but who the real daddy is, I couldn't guess. It could be anyone. Poor kid had a junkie whore for a mother, and God knows what for a father.

SpookyWriter said:

I think it is J.Edgar Hover.

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maybe it's haskins

Hmmm, I heard she was a pushover for a romantic poem.

I'm happy to see that Hef has clarified for the press that he is NOT the babydaddy.

I honestly can't beleive this is news.

I heard they'll be under a gag order and won't be able to say anything.

I'm gagging already.

/me hands Kate a tissue

I'm baffled when people are mesmerized by trashy people they don't know.

Please tell me why?

It's a train wreck kinda thing, I believe. We gander, trying to see blood and gore, and when we actually see it, we're sickened... and if we don't see it, we keep looking.

Larry!!!!!!!!!!!!

...oh. More news coming through? A mistake? Wasn't Larry? What??? Some little constipated, druggie, Chihuahua? Damn... You're kidding!!!

It's Birkhead! Woot! I just knew it couldn't be the more skanky guy.

He harnessed a sugar momma from beyond the grave.

What a guy!

Yes, sir! That's my baby!
No, sir! I don't mean 'maybe'!
Yes, sir! That's my baby now!

I'm glad it's Larry and not that yucky ol' Howard K. He (Howard) bites big time. Larry at least, doesn't seem like an all-for-the-money type guy. Hope Dannielynn will be aok.

RumpleTumbler said:

I'm baffled when people are mesmerized by trashy people they don't know.

Please tell me why?

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I want to know why you're mesmerized by that.

writerterri said:

I want to know why you're mesmerized by that.

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I'm not mesmerized, I'm baffled. Do you have a comprehension problem?

RumpleTumbler said:

I'm not mesmerized, I'm baffled. Do you have a comprehension problem?

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How'd you know?

I'm shocked.



I'm glad it's Larry Birdhead. For real. He seems like the better dad. Howard let her get stoned while she was pregnant.

Susie said:

I'm glad it's Larry and not that yucky ol' Howard K. He (Howard) bites big time. Larry at least, doesn't seem like an all-for-the-money type guy. Hope Dannielynn will be aok.

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Call my cynical, but my bet's on following the dollar. Shoot, if I could've, I'd have thrown Ol' Boy's hat in the ring for that payoff.

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Call my cynical, but my bet's on following the dollar.

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Scoot over. I'm sharing the Train to Cynicsville with you.