I heard a strange noise last night...

I would have at least dashed out the door and pounded on a window to scare the crap out of them.

Next time flash a light in the window.

or tap on the window with a meat hook
That'd be good for a laugh!

Yes, but was she alone...? That would add an entirely new dyanmic.

Or bring out a camera and start taking pictures.

Hmmm, a whole lot of busy-bodies here. Just let leaping dogs lay.

Put the hose on them.

seun said:

As I was going to bed last night, I heard a strange noise coming from outside. There was a car parked directly opposite my house (no more than 20 feet away) with rather steamy windows. The sounds were without a doubt of a woman enjoying herself.

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Good for her. There's nothing like reclining the seats and enjoying the motions of the stick shift. That's what I've been told.

BenPanced said:

Or bring out a camera and start taking pictures.

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I was going to say go out with a video camera, and when they're done, tap on the windows, show them the camera, and say "thanks guys! Do you want me to send you a copy?"

Aw, couldn't see through the windows, eh?

seun said:

As I was going to bed last night, I heard a strange noise coming from outside. There was a car parked directly opposite my house (no more than 20 feet away) with rather steamy windows. The sounds were without a doubt of a woman enjoying herself.

I wanted to go out there and offer them a cup of coffee when they finished but my girlfriend wouldn't let me. Bloody spoilsport.

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I think a cigerette is the apropriate, after, er, stimulant to offer.

Try doing it in a '77 Honda Civic. The windows really do fog up. And a cop really visited us. He shone the flashlight in. We giggled uncontrollably.

They still fog in the 2001 models, too, Chumplet.

This is just fogged up.

I would have worn that hockey mask and gone out there with a chainsaw....

Stupid horn. I hate it when I hit it with my knee, always wakes up the owners of the driveway we're in...

I don't have five kids for nothing, sparky...

seun said:

I wanted to go out there and offer them a cup of coffee when they finished but my girlfriend wouldn't let me. Bloody spoilsport.

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I could say something here, but...

Oh, all right! I will.

The above quoted scenario sounds like something out of my own past. My quite recent past.

Just not the way most would think.

I watched the excorcism of emily rose on DVD not too long ago and although this would not be scary normally I was quite drunk, the lights were off and it was 2am in the morning. Anwyay in the film there were strange sounds and I kept noticing the pad lock on my electric meter (which hangs on my wall) was moving, then the film mentioned that demons are about if you can smell burning and I always do at night, I have to triple check everything to make sure it is off, lastly, they mentioned that 3am is the devils hour and I just happened to glanch at my phone to see the time was indeed 3am...

I sat there all scared and had to sleep with the light on...

Now if I had seen that car, at least it woulda kept me entertained a little...

Made me think of the last time I had to stay in a really, REALLY cheap and ratty motel. (Long story). There I am, watchin Monday Night Football, all alone, when the wall starts to shake. Then someone starts pounding on the other side. The the woman started, um, enjoying herself. I don't know her name, but his was "Larry Oh God Larry" and he has unbelivable stamina. It was a long freakin' night.

Soccer Mom said:

Made me think of the last time I had to stay in a really, REALLY cheap and ratty motel. (Long story). There I am, watchin Monday Night Football, all alone, when the wall starts to shake. Then someone starts pounding on the other side. The the woman started, um, enjoying herself. I don't know her name, but his was "Larry Oh God Larry" and he has unbelivable stamina. It was a long freakin' night.

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Stamina, eh? So the woman named her vibrator 'Larry'.

Soccer Mom said:

The the woman started, um, enjoying herself. I don't know her name, but his was "Larry Oh God Larry" and he has unbelivable stamina. It was a long freakin' night.

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Larry? That's like saying, "ride me, Big Sheldon!"

Soccer Mom said:

I don't know her name, but his was "Larry Oh God Larry" and he has unbelivable stamina. It was a long freakin' night.

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For them or you?