List your "Guilty Pleasure" cheese movies.

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This one is sort of related to the worst ever thread but these would be those movies that were intended to be hideous films and turned out hysterical. Only made a new post because the other limited it to 70's flicks.

I challenge you to top these two.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

J-Men Forever.
 
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Dang! Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter is on my list! :D

I'd add:

Streetfighter (with Jean Claude Van Damme)
Mortal Kombat
Student Bodies
Versus (awesome awesome bloody camp Japanese film!)
 

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My apologies for not reading the original post more carefully. For unintentionally funny horror movies:

+Bride of the Monster. You can't beat Ed Wood. :)
+Manos: Hands of Fate - but only the MST3K version. Otherwise, it might put you into a coma.
+Roller Blade. Not horror, exactly, but a HORRIBLE (and hilarious) post-apocalyptic science fiction thing that involved naked nuns on rollerskates fighting against a villian which was obviously a handpuppet... no, I'm not joking.

That's all I can think of for now.

~JM.
 
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Dawn of the Dead (remake) -- Jake Weber... *drools*
Deep Blue Sea -- Thomas Jane in a wet suit *drools*
Dungeons & Dragons -- Ridley in black leather *drools*

(are we sensing a theme here?)
 

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Starship Troopers
Deep Blue Sea (Hi, Chaos!)
Boa vs. Python
Lake Placid
Anything with Godzilla in it.
 

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Some of the National Lampoons crap


Dragon Ball Z?
 

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I agree with Starship Troopers and Deep Blue Sea. Also Gymkata, Prayer of the Rollerboys, and anything with the Coreys (Feldman and Haim). The newer, the better, since their movies got progressively worse as they aged.
 

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'Carry on Screaming'. Still hilarious. 'Please Sir' -probably only Brits of a certain vintage will know it, but it's a 70s movie based on a sitcom about an idealistic teacher at a rough school. 'Anaconda' - oh, yes. Anything over-wrought with Bette Davis, especially that one where she's the governess and tells her story to the horrid bullying schoolgirls she has to teach.
 

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Starship Troopers, Stargate, Independence Day, Return of the Living Dead.
 

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Blood Diner
Psychos in Love
Six String Samurai
Action Jackson
Kung Pow
Attack of the Eye Creatures
Plan 9 From Outer Space
The Devil's Rain

Way, way too many more to name.
 

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This has been on the On Demand in the free movies section for a while now. I always want to watch it but haven't actually done so.

Haha...Sssssss

The plotline's silly (scientist turns his assistant into a snake for no readily apparent reason), but Strother Martin does a fine job as the mad scientist and there are lots of scenes with shirtless young Dirk Benedict :D .
 

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Frankenhooker. Atrociously funny, bad movie. ROFL
 

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1) I married a monster from outer space

2) I married a Petunia from Pittsburgh

3) Biff and Bob do Mary and Joe

4) Three Stooges go to mars

5) Home movies of my brats starring Dave's kids-of course my favorite cheesy
movie ever
 

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Shaun of the Dead
American Psycho
Godzilla v. Megalon (still waiting for that Golden Globe)
Land of the Dead

And just about any movie with either Christopher Walken or Dennis Hopper.
 

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How about: Mom and Dad Save the World?


Can't get any cheesier than that.
 

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OMG - I forgot all about the movie Mom and Dad Save the World!!! I loved it, too--super cheese!!

Here's Marge Nelson
About to be Spango
And all around the world,
Our hearts will do the TANGOOOOOOOO...