Pimpin' Scarlet

So I'm officially scarletpeaches' pimp.

Maybe she'll be a bestseller and I'll be rich.

C'mon, who wants a piece o' scarlet???

scarletpeaches said:

Hey!

Bitch...I was only offline for a minute while I rebooted.

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Well, YOU aren't doing much in the way of marketing, so I had to step on up and do it for you. Now your cut is only $2, since I have to take into consideration all of my time and efforts spent advertising your ass.

Back out to the corner with you.

tourdeforce said:

How about six bucks and a half a can of Red Bull?

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Make it Dr.Pepper instead of Red Barf and you're on. I'll PM you my PayPal account for the $6.

tourdeforce said:

Okay, I'll also throw in last week's TV Guide.

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Oh, cool! Now you get the Happy Ending.

scarletpeaches said:

And what exactly do I get out of it?

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You get out what you put in.

Or what he puts in, I guess.

You get the old copy of TV Guide. You only earn your $2 cut if someone pays the full $25.

scarletpeaches said:

I mean, apart from an STD?

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Ya know, if I have to start buying you Penicillin, I'm going to have to raise your rates AND lower your cut. So it's either less money or less itching...up to you.

scarletpeaches said:

And this is how EVERY single girl gets a boyfriend, you say?

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Oh yes, of course. Now go back to what you were doing.

scarletpeaches said:

Listening to Nelly and writing?

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No. Earning me some money.

scarletpeaches said:

Is it all right if I read a book over tour's shoulder?

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You'd have to ask him. As long as I get my money, y'all can do whatever you want.

tourdeforce said:

I can put on the WALK THE LINE DVD...

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Oh hell, I'D do you if you did that.

But that's bad for business...so...um...I'll just watch my own WTL DVD and think dirty thoughts about Joaquin. C'mon Scarlet, go earn some money with Tour.