I'm bored. I demand you do your party piece!

I would, but I'm sitting here NOT doing buttsecks.

You called?

I'm bored. I demand you do your party piece!

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You want me to sit on a couch with my legs up in the air, light a match, then pass gas?

That's inappropriate, here. Wait til the next AW Christmas Holiday Party.

Did someone mention farting? My two year old just stuck her finger out and said "pull". I wonder where she learned that!

Andre_Laurent said:

Did someone mention farting? My two year old just stuck her finger out and said "pull". I wonder where she learned that!

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Sounds cute!

Yes very cute

It's always cute til someone loses a finger.

That wouldn't be good...

Well, I have a character who goes around calling himself "Partyman, The Most Partyingest Man On Earth." You want him?

Didn't think so....

I'm the one who stays sober at parties and tells everyone the next day what (or who) they did the night before.

Ummm no thanks i'm married

I can tie knots in cherry stems with only my tongue, but everyone's already seen that one. It's lost all its mystique.

I'm not much of a showman.

Perks said:

I can tie knots in cherry stems with only my tongue, but everyone's already seen that one. It's lost all its mystique.

I'm not much of a showman.

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Perhaps not, but I still think we should date.

Each other?

I used to be able to shotgun Bud 16-oz cans in four seconds. Those days are long past.

Note: It's not really doable with large coffees.

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Each other?

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Sure. Bring your tongue.

I once did the Y.M.C.A. while intoxicated

poetinahat said:

I used to be able to shotgun Bud 16-oz cans in four seconds. Those days are long past.



Note: It's not really doable with large coffees.

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I've never understood any sort of "chugging". Even if it were water, it'd make me puke.

I'm impressed, Poetinabeerbong.

Haggis said:

Sure. Bring your tongue.

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Don't leave home without it.

Never chugged beer but had pineapple soaked in moonshine

Holy god! That'll light you up, I'll bet.

I can understand chugging 16 ounces of beer, but...Budweiser?